1. 09-03-19 12:22 PM #1
    Seaweed
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    Is anyones wife or girlfriend a big football fan?

    How good is your life where you watch football and she doesnt mind at all?
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  2. 09-03-19 05:58 PM #2
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    The 'ole lady stopped watching football when Colin cop a lick was doing his kneel and bob thing. This is O.K. with me because every time she would waltz into the room and pick a team because the qb was cute or she liked the uniforms and picked that team she would win and it was always the team I faded. Now she sits in the bedroom and watches ID channel and is plotting to kill me eventually. Don't get life insurance, incentivizing your demise I a bad thing.
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  3. 09-03-19 06:05 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slurry Pumper View Post
    The 'ole lady stopped watching football when Colin cop a lick was doing his kneel and bob thing. This is O.K. with me because every time she would waltz into the room and pick a team because the qb was cute or she liked the uniforms and picked that team she would win and it was always the team I faded. Now she sits in the bedroom and watches ID channel and is plotting to kill me eventually. Don't get life insurance, incentivizing your demise I a bad thing.
    Agreed.
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  4. 09-03-19 06:29 PM #4
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    0% of girls for real like footbal, fukkin 0

    theyre either pretending cause they still have your level of cuck mentality just trying to fit in, or...well, that's it
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  5. 09-03-19 07:57 PM #5
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    The only thing Wifey knows about football is that she don't understand the game.

    I don't tell her who I betting for and I don't tell her where my bankroll stands.

    It's strictly A NEED TO KNOW BASIS.

    And Wifey don't have the high enough clearance rating where SHE NEEDS TO KNOW.
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  6. 09-03-19 08:10 PM #6
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    mine's a big ball fan.....

    loves reachin' back and grabbin' some sack when I've got her jacked up doggy, squeezes em as hard as she can to get every last drop.....
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  7. 09-03-19 08:27 PM #7
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    .....only Donk can steer us here
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  8. 09-04-19 11:20 PM #8
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    Yes. But, I am trying to get her to start walking . It would be much better for our health I think.
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  9. 09-05-19 12:46 AM #9
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    Weed....you need testosterone?
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  10. 09-05-19 04:20 AM #10
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    What the odds Auto Donk gonna give us a story that he banged a few chicks at a football game
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