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    louisana woman steals money hides it in her vag

    steals money from her guy hides the money and drugs in her vagina


    looks like a real classy broad



    more pics of her on the article


    https://turtleboysports.com/smelly-f...stench-trench/






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    right picture looks like a Real Doll I was bangin' for a while, til she dumped me.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    right picture looks like a Real Doll I was bangin' for a while, til she dumped me.....
    looks like she went to a dark place

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    dayum.....

    I'd propose to this Real Doll bitch:






    I'd post a photo of the one I was bangin' but her head is all lopsided after I beat it in with a baseball bat and ran over it it six times with my suv......

    f'n demanding bitches.....

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    on a side note, in the swinger crowd, bitches often go "option two" with tabs (hits of x).... and slip em up theirr back door.....

    nothing like the surprise of taggin' a lifestyle bitch and suddenly realizing your crank is turning smurf blue due to her having jammed one of these up her arse an hour earlier:




    some such babes would similarly claim their husband, or some other ho, had slipped it up their ass.......

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    Donk I had a gal who actually tried to take poppers orally during a party because she loved anal so much

    Dumbass nearly dies during some mmmf action

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    holy fook..... wow.... how did that turn out? had some babes who's guys were probably bi love to get fisted while snortin on that shit......

    mainly a gay thing/bi thing down here from what I saw back in the day.... haven't seen that shit in years... well, since I quit going to wild parties and got married in 2010.....

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    Took care of a stripper one night in the ER, had a bad infection in her vag

    She let some guy shove a $20 up there and ended up not being able to get it out, guess it went further up or something. Comes to the ER pretty fukking sick, dr takes a look and finds the $20

    We ordered pizza and that was the $$$ we used

    And thats 100% a true story

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    donk have u tried the cbd lube yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Took care of a stripper one night in the ER, had a bad infection in her vag

    She let some guy shove a $20 up there and ended up not being able to get it out, guess it went further up or something. Comes to the ER pretty fukking sick, dr takes a look and finds the $20

    We ordered pizza and that was the $$$ we used

    And thats 100% a true story
    and you a nurse right?

    why didn’t the patient get her $20 back?

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    In her defense I’m sure there were lots of people who had access to the above mentioned vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    and you a nurse right?

    why didn’t the patient get her $20 back?
    Because we were hungry

    We considered it a small down payment towards the bill she would never pay

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