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    So I was pulling out of my neighborhood at the stop light and this asshole mailman honks at me for not driving immediately when the light changed.

    I reached my arm out to give him the bird and then when he pulls up next to me at the stop light I roll down my window and I was like Hey Fukk You!!

    This mother fukker looked like Debo from Friday and he goes penetrate you bitch!!!!

    But man this guy looked fukking crazy like his eyes got all big and it was like he was a rabid dog like he just got out of the pen and started delivering mail. I still would beat his ass though but for a second I thought he might pull a gun on me he looked so angry

    one thing I will not tolerate though is somebody honking the horn at me

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    who the fuk cares....

    #yougosuckthatdik,I'mgonnagohaveabeer
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    who cares ?

    was just wondering

    if you honk at somebody you deserve a fukk you

    he should have taken it like a man is my point.

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    Um get off your phone and pay attention maybe? Thanks for understanding.

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    Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publishers Clearing House day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Quatro Quatro View Post
    Um get off your phone and pay attention maybe? Thanks for understanding.
    the mailman was a guest in my neighborhood though, he had no right to honk his horn at me.

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    The mailmen and women that I know aren't crazy, but I'll reserve my judgement of this situation until Seaweed weighs in with an opinion.

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    A lot of them are. Where do you think the term "going postal" came from.

    They are under a lot of stress due to having to kiss ass in a government job just to get a paltry raise. Add in the fact that the mail business is failing ever more since the advent of emails and online services such as banking and you get less and less income with all those bloated pensions. The post office is just looking to lay people off.

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    Give these guys a break! Especially during the summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    the mailman was a guest in my neighborhood though, he had no right to honk his horn at me.
    sounds like u live in a real "shining city on the hill" type place...

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    Didn’t read post, but headline made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    So I was pulling out of my neighborhood at the stop light and this asshole mailman honks at me for not driving immediately when the light changed.

    I reached my arm out to give him the bird and then when he pulls up next to me at the stop light I roll down my window and I was like Hey Fukk You!!

    This mother fukker looked like Debo from Friday and he goes penetrate you bitch!!!!

    But man this guy looked fukking crazy like his eyes got all big and it was like he was a rabid dog like he just got out of the pen and started delivering mail. I still would beat his ass though but for a second I thought he might pull a gun on me he looked so angry

    one thing I will not tolerate though is somebody honking the horn at me
    I am a mailman and yes we are crazy. Our jobs are stressful and we have a strict time schedule, so he probably was in a real rush because supervisor/management.

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    Also I work in florida, my insides cook everyday, We have no A/C in our trucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    who the fuk cares....

    #yougosuckthatdik,I'mgonnagohaveabeer

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    Just Newman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Just Newman.
    And Seaweed.

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    Holy fuk no AC how do they survive?? How have I not heard of unsafe work condition lawsuits yet??

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    Mail man bad look thread.. Geez.. Come on man!! We gotta do better then this even in the Saloon section no?...

    Mailman lives matter though ..

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    US Postal service should be shut down

    Ran FedEx Ground in SD for a few years

    Could do the job for 30% the cost, save taxpayers hundreds of billions over time

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    Dude, I know you're black but you need to move out of the black neighborhood.

    Even black people don't like living around black people.

    In my neighborhood we have a hot blond mailwoman. Lol not joking.

    No hot blonde mailwoman is going to work in any black neighborhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minnesotafats View Post
    us postal service should be shut down

    ran fedex ground in sd for a few years

    could do the job for 30% the cost, save taxpayers hundreds of billions over time
    usps doesnt use tax payer dollars fats

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    usps doesnt use tax payer dollars fats
    Correct, they have an annual revenue of like 70-80 billion dollars.

    But I think they lose money, and as revenue has increased, so have the losses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    usps doesnt use tax payer dollars fats
    USPS is somewhat example of what happens in a socialist society. Everyone thinks sharing wealth will help everyone but what it does is take away the motivation of everyone.

    USPS is not profitable because they are not under pressure to do so. They aren’t at risk to lose their jobs tomorrow like toysrus. They get bailed out by the government. It is a failed business.

    I’m not going to say it should be shut down cause that’s many jobs lost but I don’t know.

    Look at many government supported companies. Amtrak another. Failing.

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    No, that's not how the USPS works.

    Not at all, it's nothing like Amtrak.

    There is no bailout for the USPS and they do not use taxpayer funds, not at all. They haven't since the early 80's and even then, it's because they decide to make the stamp a thing people purchase, instead of classifying it as a tax.

    You have the USPS and how it operates very wrong. They make their own money, even though congress controls the budget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    No, that's not how the USPS works.

    Not at all, it's nothing like Amtrak.

    There is no bailout for the USPS and they do not use taxpayer funds, not at all. They haven't since the early 80's and even then, it's because they decide to make the stamp a thing people purchase, instead of classifying it as a tax.

    You have the USPS and how it operates very wrong. They make their own money, even though congress controls the budget.
    Thank you kvb.
    The main reason is Usps have to Pre-fund employee pensions, no other Government agency does that, so its a strain on the P.O. right now. Trump only want to privatize it so it will go to shit. You will also probably only get mail 4 days a week or less if it get privatized

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    Thank you kvb.
    The main reason is Usps have to Pre-fund employee pensions, no other Government agency does that, so its a strain on the P.O. right now. Trump only want to privatize it so it will go to shit. You will also probably only get mail 4 days a week or less if it get privatized
    I'm no expert on it, but I don't think posters realize the situation of the USPS.

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    MMGA

    I've had quite a few screwball mailmen. Fukk'em. Just because their job is stressful doesn't grant them the privilege to be rude obnoxious azzholes. One guy had his phone ear plug in and was SCREAMING as he talked. I opened the door and told him to "shut-the-fukk-up azzhole!!!"

    Another one was SCREAMING at my Rottweiler, who was standing in his own yard about 20 feet from me, and this azzhole had a can of mace or pepper spray or something, and was yelling "STAY, STAY, STAY" as he CONTINUED TO APPROACH my dog!!! Do they train these idiots about dogs? Because that's NOT how you should approach a Rottweiler. I told him to get the fukk away from my dog or I'd stick that spray can up his azz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose View Post
    MMGA

    I've had quite a few screwball mailmen. Fukk'em. Just because their job is stressful doesn't grant them the privilege to be rude obnoxious azzholes. One guy had his phone ear plug in and was SCREAMING as he talked. I opened the door and told him to "shut-the-fukk-up azzhole!!!"

    Another one was SCREAMING at my Rottweiler, who was standing in his own yard about 20 feet from me, and this azzhole had a can of mace or pepper spray or something, and was yelling "STAY, STAY, STAY" as he CONTINUED TO APPROACH my dog!!! Do they train these idiots about dogs? Because that's NOT how you should approach a Rottweiler. I told him to get the fukk away from my dog or I'd stick that spray can up his azz.
    lol

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    I call em mail pricks, but i'd probably be a prick too if my truck got hot enough to cook a nice steak.

    https://weather.com/news/news/2019-0...ail-truck-dash

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7deuceoff$uit View Post
    I call em mail pricks, but i'd probably be a prick too if my truck got hot enough to cook a nice steak.

    https://weather.com/news/news/2019-0...ail-truck-dash
    Just wow.

    Surprise there haven't been deaths, or have there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Just wow.

    Surprise there haven't been deaths, or have there?
    Hey Chicken S**t. You are running out of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose View Post
    MMGA

    I've had quite a few screwball mailmen. Fukk'em. Just because their job is stressful doesn't grant them the privilege to be rude obnoxious azzholes. One guy had his phone ear plug in and was SCREAMING as he talked. I opened the door and told him to "shut-the-fukk-up azzhole!!!"

    Another one was SCREAMING at my Rottweiler, who was standing in his own yard about 20 feet from me, and this azzhole had a can of mace or pepper spray or something, and was yelling "STAY, STAY, STAY" as he CONTINUED TO APPROACH my dog!!! Do they train these idiots about dogs? Because that's NOT how you should approach a Rottweiler. I told him to get the fukk away from my dog or I'd stick that spray can up his azz.
    I personally love dogs but if i see one loose, the whole street doesnt get mail. I am not putting my life at risk. They teach us to have the spray ready but I will knock a dog out with my bare hands before i spray them

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Just wow.

    Surprise there haven't been deaths, or have there?
    yes there has been plenty of heat-related deaths, and also deaths by people not securing their dogs
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7deuceoff$uit View Post
    I call em mail pricks, but i'd probably be a prick too if my truck got hot enough to cook a nice steak.

    https://weather.com/news/news/2019-0...ail-truck-dash
    No different than Tank guys who would fry eggs on their Tanks.

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    Here's a tip.

    Don't fuk with the mailman. Just don't fuking do it.

    Give a small gift or gift card during Christmas or sometime during the year. You won't have to worry about anything going wrong when your regular carrier is working.

    Think of it as a very small investment in your personal security and packages.

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