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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    sbr PRO membership
    it allows you to scam LouisvilleKid's sister by claiming you dropped her a $$$ envelope when u didnt?

    FRAUD

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    KVB, where’s the God Damn bible???

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    I think she might have one?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Three things you should buy before you actually need them:

    Jumper cables
    Plunger
    Lube

    Always be prepared, boys.
    Bought a portable jumper around Xmas. Found it useful twice to help a woman who was stranded with her kids and with a relative who's car wouldn't start.

    Also would add a decent tool kit. Can mean the difference between a 20 minute simple fix and 2 hour job if you don't have the right tool.

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    a generator

    high quality mattress

    all sports packages for your tv

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrpapageorgio View Post
    Bought a portable jumper around Xmas. Found it useful twice to help a woman who was stranded with her kids and with a relative who's car wouldn't start.

    Also would add a decent tool kit. Can mean the difference between a 20 minute simple fix and 2 hour job if you don't have the right tool.
    TWICE to help women.

    Yessssss!!!

    OK, so did you bang???

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    For men like me and JJ, must have a Pitbull Skull Gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    TWICE to help women.

    Yessssss!!!

    OK, so did you bang???
    Uh, not the relative. The stranger? I'll let your imagination run wild Diggity.
    Dear Penthouse Forum........
    Last edited by mrpapageorgio; 07-17-19 at 09:07 AM.

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    Rudy this s/b POTY!!!!

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    a car & a truck!!

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    A mophie...not a mofo....It's a portable charger that clips to the back of your cell phone (Samsung Galaxy..maybe they have one for iPhone as well) and acts as a protector as well. By the time I get to 5:00 PM I am out of gas and all i do is hold the button in back for about 5 seconds and it blinks letting me know it is charging the phone.

    If you do buy one, make sure it can charge simultaneously with the cell when you put it on your wireless charger at night so you don't have to take it off and charge each separately. Not all backup chargers have this feature.

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    some good info in here

    i am surprised noone said condom (or i missed it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    a generator

    high quality mattress

    all sports packages for your tv
    i was thinking about upgrading to a solar powered generator

    i guess you still need gas, but use way less

    so if shit hits the fan with a tornado, blizzard, hurricane, war, etc you are still doing pretty good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    A mophie...not a mofo....It's a portable charger that clips to the back of your cell phone (Samsung Galaxy..maybe they have one for iPhone as well) and acts as a protector as well. By the time I get to 5:00 PM I am out of gas and all i do is hold the button in back for about 5 seconds and it blinks letting me know it is charging the phone.

    If you do buy one, make sure it can charge simultaneously with the cell when you put it on your wireless charger at night so you don't have to take it off and charge each separately. Not all backup chargers have this feature.
    I've been using one of these for years.

    One of the best things I've ever purchased.

    Other than jumper cables, plunger and lube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Every show, movie, Netflix, TV series, yahoo video, current in theatre productions, every tv station and sporting event in the world.... $7/ mo
    wow ill have to get one

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I've been using one of these for years.

    One of the best things I've ever purchased.

    Other than jumper cables, plunger and lube.
    Well, that goes without saying Daggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Me?


    A back scratcher

    A grill
    Volcano Vaporizer

    Vibrating TB12 Foam Roller

    A dog

    Condoms

    Toothbrush

    Smart Water

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    An instapot, gym membership, a good pair of trail running shoes and 50+spf sunscreen

    The rest of life is free if you have those

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    i didnt buy any of these yet

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    good topic....

    i'll go from mundane to not so mundane.

    good matttress is most obvious purchase in history...... makes a HUGE difference in owns life.

    tower fan - absolutely love it. blast it right over when it's hot and i'm sleeping and no sweat whatsoever. drowns out any other noise too. and it's just white noise, so it's fine.

    back roller and back massage pillows (electric)... both are great for back pain........ massage chair would be amazing if you can afford it and have space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Three things you should buy before you actually need them:

    Jumper cables
    Plunger
    Lube

    Always be prepared, boys.
    speaking of lube

    you ever bang a chick so hard doggy style you can hear that shit go CLAP CLAP CLAP i banged this chick so hard the other night... she will be coming back for more

    she had that big ole juicy ass too

    she is cool and all but I aint trying to have a girlfriend

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