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    Seaweed
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    What are the best sexual positions to get pregnant?

    I got into a debate about this with a friend at work. My argument is there is none, its a myth. He says there is. Any proof??

    I do like Man U tomorrow btw

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    You trying to get pregnant seaweed???

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    Positions that allow deeper penetration.........

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    Saloon this shit

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    You can’t get pregnant so doesn’t matter how your boyfriend pounds you.
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    odd

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    I'll wait for Donk to weigh in.

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    the position doesn’t matter as much as the ambience

    set the mood, light some candles, throw on some Andrea Bocelli Con Te Partiro
    and kiss her slowly on the lips, neck, whisper dirty things in her ear etc...

    kiss her for a while and then stop. 2 steps forward one step back. It’s about building sexual tension until she rips your addidas tracksuit off and yells take me right now seaweed

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    Position matters. Don't use positions where she is above. Make positions where you're up. This way, you will increase your sperms' chance to reach the goalpost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sawyer View Post
    Position matters. Don't use positions where she is above. Make positions where you're up. This way, you will increase your sperms' chance to reach the goalpost.
    hahahahahah


    we going to have a bunch of mini-seaweeds running around Ontario

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    If that happens I'm moving

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    What matters is the age of the woman, if she's 18 she will get pregnant from breathing on her wrong.

    If she's in her late 30s and about to dry up, you may need a little help.
    Last edited by BrickJames; 07-14-19 at 12:36 PM. Reason: Typo

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