1. 05-30-19 09:39 PM #1
    Otters27
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    What's your best riddle?

    A man is trapped inside a room with no windows doors or anything. There is a table and saw in the room how does he get out?
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  2. 05-30-19 09:43 PM #2
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    He calls a bunch of out of work Mexicans to come put a window in his room.

    Then he throws the table through the window to escape.

    When the Mexicans demand payment he chases them off his lawn waving his saw like a wild man.
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  3. 05-30-19 09:44 PM #3
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    Cut the table in half. Put the 2 pieces together. 2 halves make a whole. Now you have a hole to crawl out of.
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  4. 05-30-19 09:45 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Cut the table in half. Put the 2 pieces together. 2 halves make a whole. Now you have a hole to crawl out of.
    Nice. Just looking for riddles that may not be famous on the internet. I'm going on a riddle tour tomorrow
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  5. 05-30-19 09:47 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Cut the table in half. Put the 2 pieces together. 2 halves make a whole. Now you have a hole to crawl out of.
    This is why you would be my McDonald’s general manager. You’re a visionary, think big picture. How can we grow our revenue while also having a positive image with the community instead of just drunk / diabetes inducing food. How can we balance costs and try to entertain the idea of FAST but also with clean and kind service.
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  6. 05-30-19 09:48 PM #6
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    David's father has 3 sons: Snap, Crackle, and........
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    David's father has 3 sons: Snap, Crackle, and........
    David
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  8. 05-30-19 09:49 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    David
    Yay! You wouldn't believe how many say "Pop"

    Sad
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    Otter I am not here for games man

    Call me
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  11. 05-30-19 10:07 PM #11
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    hey otter why is 6x8 48 but 7x7 49
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  12. 05-31-19 06:49 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    hey otter why is 6x8 48 but 7x7 49
    Explain
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    hey otter why is 6x8 48 but 7x7 49
    To go from 6x8 to 7x7, you gain a row of 7, lose 1 in each of 6 rows. 7-6=1 additional + 48 = 49
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  14. 05-31-19 07:36 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Yay! You wouldn't believe how many say "Pop"

    Sad
    I didn’t read it good and said “pop” to myself.
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    What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mooshroma View Post
    What if there were no hypothetical questions?
    Similes: what are they like?
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