[Big Bear]

So I’m supposed to go on a date this with this chick I met online

she has like 5 photos but none have a full body shot

now usually I suspect a fatty when they don’t post a full body shot

but this chick says she runs races...

could it be a situation like those softball players on tv where they kinda big are still able to move that big body???

Something just seems off. This woman has an attractive face and seems a little too eager to meet me. Usually they tell me no a few times and make me work for it

[Chi_archie]

yes

[Big Bear]

yes

damn’t!!!!

this bitch is def fat then


oh well I hope she give good head

[Big Bear]

I literally never get this reaction

me: Want to get a drink?

her: I’d love to!!!

me: 7:30 work?

her: omg I can totally cancel it but I have a fitness class with friends that ends
at 7:45, will 8:15 work?


i’m like shiiiiiaaaaattt since when are good looking women cancelling anything to meet up
with me??

it doesn’t happen much, if anything they end up flaking on me last minute after I had to work
to set up the initial date...

so something is up.. guess I’ll find out soon enough


that chick I banged last week ghosted me I think

I hit her up Sunday and no return call or text

I’m actually kinda happy about that because I was worried she might be the crazy clinger type


She has a really nice shaved tight pussy that didnt smell bad or anything

wad a pretty fun fukk

but we didn’t connect on a intellectual level

[keely85]

Maybe ur just a hot commodity? Also anyone could “run” a half marathon. It just might take 3-4 hours

[Auto Donk]

focus on what's important.....

running stupid fukkkin marathons, half or whole, is NOT......

WHAT IS?

THAT'S EASY.... F-D, A-U, TTW, WLTF!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big Bear]

focus on what's important.....

running stupid fukkkin marathons, half or whole, is NOT......

WHAT IS?

THAT'S EASY.... F-D, A-U, TTW, WLTF!!!!!!!!!!!

lol def putting this song on next time I pick up a date

sets the tone...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Big Bear]

Yep thats my date right there


Fat chicks love me man

[Foxx]

Ask her what her half marathon time is. Sub 2:20:00 you're probably ok.

[Big Bear]

Ask her what her half marathon time is. Sub 2:20:00 you're probably ok.

Okay so she ran a 5K which is like 3 miles in 39 minutes about a 12 minute mile pace

hmmmm

[Foxx]

Damn. 5k in 39 is basically speed walking. Maybe she is missing a leg and hops around the track. That might explain the head shots only.

[Big Bear]

Damn. 5k in 39 is basically speed walking. Maybe she is missing a leg and hops around the track. That might explain the head shots only.

Damn’t bro

this date is tomorrow night

she is really really nice though and not the least bit flakey

why is that the fat girls are always so nice and reliable and give the best head???


maybe looks are not everything

my ex wife was hot but man she was not nice to me hardly ever

[eaglesfan371]

We need updates.

Fat women will always treat you like a king, unless you’re obese, then you’ll need humor to win them over.

If all you want is some sex and a friend, it might not be a bad option. HOWEVER, be warned, that “immediately right after cumming” feeling of true REGRET can be real. Heck even a hot hookup or two I’ve said wtf did I just do. They’ll want to cuddle and you’ll want to get out like someone walked in guns ablazing.

[Big Bear]

lol that is so true

i banged this fat chick back in August and the really bad part is her fat went to other places other than her ass

she was cool and all so I left her my bag of weed and my bowl b/c I knew I was never going to call her again

as soon as I busted I was okay well it’s getting late...

[TheMoneyShot]

Kind of fat and try to run a marathon??? Um no.

[Big Bear]

Kind of fat and try to run a marathon??? Um no.

LMAO

i think she uses a scooter

[MinnesotaFats]

Yes you can

I do 5k and half marathons 3 or 4 per year

BMI all that matters, the term fat not fair

Just walk it if you cant finish...thou 13 miles a long walk (I actually walk about 10 miles p day in Vegas, Strip hotel DT & back...should take under 3 hr)

[ttwarrior1]

why would u want too, its dumb and not healthy

[Foxx]

Kind of fat and try to run a marathon??? Um no.

Original question was a half marathon. Big difference from a marathon. Seems to be down to 5k though.

Not easy To run a marathon overweight. Half is doable.

[Big Bear]

Ask her what her half marathon time is. Sub 2:20:00 you're probably ok.

2 hours 54 minutes

[eaglesfan371]

2 hours 54 minutes

That's a 13 min mile...

[TheMoneyShot]

Original question was a half marathon. Big difference from a marathon. Seems to be down to 5k though.

Not easy To run a marathon overweight. Half is doable.

Most couldn't do 3 blocks.

But if your cardio is in great shape and you had high carbs the previous day.... you could probably do it. That's like 2% of the population.

[Foxx]

Most couldn't do 3 blocks. But if your cardio is in great shape and you had high carbs the previous day.... you could probably do it. That's like 2% of the population.

I hear you. But a marathon is a marathon. Without googling it, I would guess less than 1% of adults have actually completed a marathon. Of those that haven't done it, very few could, at least in respectable time.

[Big Bear]

I am in decent shape and there is no chance on earth I could run a marathon even with a spaghetti dinner the night before

[Foxx]

Damn’t bro
this date is tomorrow night

How'd it go?

Did she waddle in, hop in on 1 leg, or ride her scooter in?

[Poisec]

Definitely yes
One of my friend who is over weight, a girl, did not run a half marathon, but a full marathon, in 6 hours last year.

She is around 5.5 ft tall, for circa 165 lbs. I was amazed, I couldnt run a full marathon despite looking quite fit myself. So its all about specific training.

[Shute]

The answer is absolutely yes
When I did my first half marathon many moons ago I began with some 70 year old and obese female at the starting line in the Brooklyn was 1/2 marathon.
I looked at both and thought to myself, “what the fukk is this”.
We started out and 70 year old was doing the walk a mile run a mile thing while porky couldn’t get off the blocks.

No lie

I’m finishing at the 12 mile mark and grandpa and porky ran right by me.

True story

[Big Bear]

Yeah she was fat but pretty face and I’m still attracted

want to bend that ass over and hit it doggy

Good personality

[Big Bear]

She made last dude wait 3 months though

not really Big Bear’s style