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Best Place to go to pick up women if you are rolling solo and sober
Tanning bed, Mall, Movie theater, cryotherapy, yoga studio , gym, walking trail, grocery store, juice bar
where do yall go?
and what do yall say?
Like for example what would you say to a cashier?
My line is always Hello and wait and if they ignore I keep walking
If they say Hey , I say whats your name? and then don't offer mine
If they ask mine I move in and ask for the digits and leave shortly after
A very quick transition
Yall ever try to holler at your masseuse?
Eeahhh sober is rough. As long as you pretend you're drinking it could work in most night life situations.
Bar, club is really the only way to go.
No one likes a straight edger. If you're looking for women who aren't into partying that's a subject a have zero experience in.
It seems like a terrible way to live
i bet you have lots of girlfriends
hot yoga
recently bought motorcycle, don`t care if I ever get laid again
I still love women, but after I learned how to make myself shoot my own loads a few years back ...
fukk
I just don`t see the point in chasing them anymore.
Fukk `em.
Jesus Christ guys.
Drinks, a little fun, back to the pad/car/whatever.
This isn't rocket science.
I cannot chime in on sober people strategy as they are oysters.
mall of america
Anywhere as long as you are wearing SBR t shirt
I’m going today.Originally Posted by gauchojake
Lets see what happens
I go to this place called Clean Juice every once in awhile and they sometimes have really hot girls working there. But I can never tell how old they are...
I guess I could ask them out for a drink and that would be good way for them to be like uuhhhh i’m not 21 yet if they are too young
They are always smiling and happy though
I went in awhile back and was like yeah do yall anything to make me pass a drug test and these 2 hot chicks started giggling like crazy
Wait whaaat
So you bought a motorcycle and finally learned how to jerk off and now you are over women?
Yes. Wish I`d learned to jerk off years ago.
Now if I can just get the motorcycle out of nuetral, I might go places.
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Get a dog and go to dog walking park
AA meetings
Planned Parenthood
Church
7-11
dude, the no. way to pick up babes is never leaving the house; do it all on line.... saves time, money, everything....
it would have taken me a thousand dollars and five weekends of hangovers to meet the no. of babes I met based on ten minutes of internet work......
Weekend class for motorcycle license, roughly $200 or $300. For MD it was 15 hours in class (basically like taking drivers ed again) + 15 hours road course.
Had never touched a motorcycle or dirt bike, passed and was riding sports bike right away. First time you go over 40 it will be quite the rush, feels like 70mph first time. Highway rides are fun too but please be careful on your max speed. Know someone who died via bike. Videos on YouTube your life taken away in a second. Don’t be one of the highway dumbasses. Did several interstate trips and a ride on bike is easiest way to get laid.
Casino with your fat wallet. Broke women everywhere.
Beach, church, grocery store. Bars work too..
Bro, I was fukking around. This bike has 1352cc and does 40 in first gear without redlining (Ninja motor, tuned-down), though does have an electronic control unit that prevents a rider from doing wheelies (was never me on a street bike anyway) or doing over 150 something mph. Actually considering selling it as I might be too old for this shit. Until then, willing to die on it. Or the right-side door of a Ford Escort that turns left in front of me!
People are crazy, count me in!
Nice! My bike was only 300cc ninja, got stolen 2 years ago. Put over 10,000 miles on that bike. Miss it. Will buy 500-600cc sometime soon once employed again.
I really need to move somewhere with a beach
Internet ? Like online dating?
He likely is an active member on Fetlife, a social network for people involved in swinging and the kink life in general.
Was insured for theft hopefully. Read recently that you let a friend drive the bike and that he admitted afterward that he had no experience. Send me his address in a plain sealed envelope.
You could not fail if cursed and you wanted to. It us only because you are cool as fukk to the rest of us that have to ask and wonder how to get laid, that we respect you.
You will be paid what you say I do not owe you before death.
Thank you for your patience.
Okay
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Last edited by 19th Hole; 04-18-19 at 01:00 PM.
Was confident in my driving ability, no accident in car ever so it being on a 3K bike, did liability only insurance. Realized after comprehensive only would have cost me an additional $50/year, collision was the large one of $300 more per year (not much $ but liability only was $200/year so figured nah).
Eagle, I am having trouble reading anything up close as a result of being high and 6 beers deep. Going to shower and jump on bike, get myself under the limit, and then get high again and go for a ride.
When I do not die or receive an infraction or get laid, I`ll get back to you before the rain falls.
You are a good fukker. Keep it up!
edit: made it home 10 min before the rain, all that I could have hoped for
cool
Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 04-18-19 at 04:58 PM.
Donk,
you would be proud of me man. You are exactly right. I matched this chick on dating site.
I kid you not, I had never met her before she Ubers to my house at 1am and before you know it Big Bear had closed the deal.
Afterward she looks at me and goes “impressive stamina”
Awesome. Not.
Scumbag.
I hope for other peoples' sake - not yours -
that you don't hurt anyone else, hurt yourself not to be able to ride forever, and get arrested.
Steve, wash your kunt for crying out loud - that or your breathe is stinking up the forum
and I stay under the limit while driving always, unlike your pedohile, predatory, punk, felon, bitch ass
you are jealous that you do not even own a bicycle though you are bisexual
I am not any of those things as you know but I thank you for saying them in case someone else notices.
Bragging about driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol and putting other people's lives in danger =
Pathetic lowlife.
At least we know that when they catch you for driving under the influence as well as possession since you're such a broke ass dik that you can't afford to go pro, you won't be able to make bail so we won't see you for quite awhile.
Last edited by stevek173; 04-19-19 at 07:04 PM.
Your guilty conscience ringing through and through pedophile/convict/bi polar snitch
Pay the woman from across the street yet? THIEF
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