[chico2663]

When i first got into the insurance business I was replacing a guy named bodenstein. His daughter who was mixed ended up being a bengals cheerleader. Now we went to this ladies house about 20 times. My manager was a doozy. 5'2 90 lbs of smart ass. So finally he had enough coming to this ladies house. So he tells her lady i'm not coming to your house for a 1.00 a week. She opened the door and was decent looking. She stammers" what,what...you mean I been penetrating him for a 1.00 a week. " She than pulls out 200. worth of weekly premium. He had kept selling her health policies and dropping them. Funny as hell.

[Emily_Haines]

my boss criticized me over a production problem in manufacturing

told him to fukk off and walked out the door

haven't worked a day since that day

i guess the joke was on him

[Big Bear]

Can’t think of anything