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    Artie Lang kidnapped by bookie!!!

    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/artie-lange-claims-he-was-kidnapped-11-months-ago-due-to-gambling-debts.amp

    Unreal

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    Hard to have any sympathy for him. He has had more than enough chances to get his life together. A real shame he has outlived Eric the actor.

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    Who the hell is Atrie Lang?

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    watched him on the hot sauce wing show on youtube, u can tell the guy is a sports fanatic, pretty impressive how he can name all the world series matchups ffrom every year and the results



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    Not buying it. This guy is a huge attention seeker.

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    he really wasnt kidnapped by the bookie. surprising to announce you talk to your bookie on a jail phone regardless.

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    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...gambling-debts


    fatty copy & paste are your friends

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    https://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...gambling-debts


    fatty copy & paste are your friends
    Dude

    I copy & paste all my links, they don't highlite

    I think ever since I posted that photo of me lurking around SBR headquarters that mods have been de linking my posts, moving my posts and encouraging trolling against me!!!

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    Sad stuff, this guy has suicide/overdose all written over him


    Hope he gets clean, his nose literally collapsed, like Stu Ungar's



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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Dude

    I copy & paste all my links, they don't highlite

    I think ever since I posted that photo of me lurking around SBR headquarters that mods have been de linking my posts, moving my posts and encouraging trolling against me!!!
    Probably true. You did put quite a scare to Genie

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Probably true. You did put quite a scare to Genie
    HaHa maybe at next bash I'll have to turn on the Fats charm, get in good graces with this Genie gal.... then my posts will highlight

    Which brings me to my genie joke....


    So an old Jewish man is wandering the desert

    He comes across a genie in a bottle. He rubs it and out pops the genie.

    "I can grant you one wish sir, what di you wish for?" Asks the genie

    "Oh thank heaven", pulling out a map of Isreal, "I am an old Israelite and I would like for nothing more than peace between my people and the Palestinians"

    The genie shakes his head, "this I cannot do, what else do you wish for?"

    The old Jew thinks for a minute..."I wish my wife would give me more BJs, maybe one a day!"

    The genie sighs heavily...."ugh, let me see that map again...."

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    Guy is basically a waste of perfectly good oxygen

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    Quote Originally Posted by clockwise1965 View Post
    Not buying it. This guy is a huge attention seeker.
    I believe it. At a minimum, they had him where he was not free to leave.

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    Arrested again.... damn Artie

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    We know he isn't breathing that oxygen through his nose.

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    The good ole days. Now he looks like he Snorts yellow jackets.


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    guy is a mess hopefully long term treatment facility helps him

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    Quote Originally Posted by DABOOK View Post
    The good ole days. Now he looks like he Snorts yellow jackets.

    as a Giants fan, this was hilarious, thank u!

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    Artie's the man!
    Last edited by DJKhalid; 02-03-19 at 12:05 PM.

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    Looks likes he's close to cashing out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Sad stuff, this guy has suicide/overdose all written over him


    Hope he gets clean, his nose literally collapsed, like Stu Ungar's



    nose collapse? he's like a fat, white michael f'n jackson

    used to hear him on the stern snow, never cared much for him, didn't think he had much talent

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    just say no artie



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    Really sad.I remember the Audience show on Direct TV. First it was the Nick and Artie show.Then Dipalo was fired to this day do not know why. I think it was because they had Rachel Nichols from Espn on one night and Dipaolo and her got into it.A week later he was gone. Then they brought in this ex football player Ritchie he was slow at first but got better.They used to talk a lot of gambling. One night Lang mentioned what he got for Dinner before the show. He got 2 Whoppers extra large fries and a large chocolate shake at least 3 times a week.

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    Yeah that Ritchie guy was horrible. I would watch that show alot. Been following Artie a long time. He's got a couple funny books too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcaulay777 View Post
    Really sad.I remember the Audience show on Direct TV. First it was the Nick and Artie show.Then Dipalo was fired to this day do not know why. I think it was because they had Rachel Nichols from Espn on one night and Dipaolo and her got into it.A week later he was gone. Then they brought in this ex football player Ritchie he was slow at first but got better.They used to talk a lot of gambling. One night Lang mentioned what he got for Dinner before the show. He got 2 Whoppers extra large fries and a large chocolate shake at least 3 times a week.
    Artie is genuine and I like him... but he is too fae gone Im afraid :/

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    I hate Howard Stern nowadays... he used to be funny...

    He then did tons of shitty stuff to Anna Nichole Smith and ****** her out of her $...

    He is a scoundrel!

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    Yeah if you've got an Artie Lange ticket in your deadpool you can probably go get in line about now....

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    Very sad state of him. I don't think I've ever seen a nose that bad. That mugshot is a worry in itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    I hate Howard Stern nowadays... he used to be funny...

    He then did tons of shitty stuff to Anna Nichole Smith and ****** her out of her $...

    He is a scoundrel!
    2 different people dummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    Yeah if you've got an Artie Lange ticket in your deadpool you can probably go get in line about now....
    I was thinking the same thing. I hope he gets well, but he has to be to the point of no return.

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