1. 01-20-19 06:07 PM #1
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    Srs question about a bartender I met

    Just how far would you go with a bartender?

    Meaning, would you eat her pussy? Her ass?

    You know she’s probably getting pounded 5 nights a week
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  2. 01-20-19 06:08 PM #2
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    Se has a great ass, gave me her number and we’re gonna hang out in SF in a few weeks. Got a nice hotel room too. Thinking about eating her ass but that might be too far
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  3. 01-20-19 06:09 PM #3
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    just don't hit it raw
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  4. 01-20-19 06:11 PM #4
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    is she also a pillhead?
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  5. 01-20-19 06:11 PM #5
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    If she gets pounded 5 nights a week I would eat everything. Pounding makes pussy and ass juicier.
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  6. 01-20-19 06:13 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    If she gets pounded 5 nights a week I would eat everything. Pounding makes pussy and ass juicier.
    Her ass is juicy, sure that oyster is as well. Thanks Paver, probably gonna do it
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  7. 01-20-19 06:13 PM #7
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    Hit it as often as possible

    Do not fall in love or pretend you're exclusive

    Do not marry
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  8. 01-20-19 06:13 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratpack View Post
    just don't hit it raw
    Got it covered, literally
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  9. 01-20-19 06:14 PM #9
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    You better make sure she's a she Karken
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  10. 01-20-19 06:14 PM #10
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    Stereotyping a bartender? Most of them are hustlers take your money and that's as far as its goes. Sounds like you just got a hard on from a little flirting and think she's all yours . Let me guess bill was 30 and you tipped her 40? You got played.
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  11. 01-20-19 06:15 PM #11
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    id hit it raw quicker than i would eat it. rather have a disease on my pecker rather than all around my face
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  12. 01-20-19 06:18 PM #12
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    Krakken has access to all the penicillin shots he needs. Go for it all Krak, have the sterilizers ready and repeat
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  13. 01-20-19 06:19 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayandCaitti View Post
    Stereotyping a bartender? Most of them are hustlers take your money and that's as far as its goes. Sounds like you just got a hard on from a little flirting and think she's all yours . Let me guess bill was 30 and you tipped her 40? You got played.
    Giggles
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  14. 01-20-19 06:20 PM #14
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    Bartenders at strip clubs are bigger whores than at restaurants
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  15. 01-20-19 06:20 PM #15
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    No advice to be given, just going to jerkoff quietly in the thread.

    Thanks.
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  16. 01-20-19 06:20 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayandCaitti View Post
    Stereotyping a bartender? Most of them are hustlers take your money and that's as far as its goes. Sounds like you just got a hard on from a little flirting and think she's all yours . Let me guess bill was 30 and you tipped her 40? You got played.
    You make a bunch of incorrect assumptions and come to an incorrect conclusion

    Shocker
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  17. 01-20-19 06:21 PM #17
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    Search her bag for Valtrex while she's changing
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  18. 01-20-19 06:22 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Bartenders at strip clubs are bigger whores than at restaurants
    Fact !
    Mainly because they applied to be the stripper and got rejected so they throw them behind the bar at a strip club.
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  19. 01-20-19 06:22 PM #19
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    Rookie thread

    Lol democrats
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  20. 01-20-19 06:23 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Bartenders at strip clubs are bigger whores than at restaurants
    This was a lounge. In college, probably 25-26. Im assuming she gets laid regularly. Probably be a gametime decision

    penicillin shake and rinse my mouth out with everclear afterwards, that will probably make it fine
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  21. 01-20-19 06:24 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Rookie thread

    Lol democrats
    She’s a liberal arts major

    jj, should I do it? Do I make her shower first? Bring wet wipes with me?

    How does this even happen
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  22. 01-20-19 06:25 PM #22
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    Saloon

    Thanks
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  23. 01-20-19 06:27 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
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    Saloon

    Thanks
    What never happened? I haven’t gone down on her, YET, teying to figure out if eating bartender snatch is +ev or not

    hey, go make another video from your moms shitty basement Leave the real life stuff to those of us that actually have a life
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  24. 01-20-19 06:29 PM #24
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    Liberal arts majors are generally very kinky

    First time just hook up, why thinking that deep into it

    Next round bring out the toys, buttplug, restraints, etc, she’ll let you pound that ass easily
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  25. 01-20-19 06:29 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    What never happened? I haven’t gone down on her, YET, teying to figure out if eating bartender snatch is +ev or not

    hey, go make another video from your moms shitty basement Leave the real life stuff to those of us that actually have a life

    Yawn


    A win for me. Again. As always.


    Where are your vids bro?
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  26. 01-20-19 06:29 PM #26
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    brutal
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  27. 01-20-19 06:30 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
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    Saloon

    Thanks
    guy is a white male nurse married to a black woman


    and now looking to hook up with a bartender





    the main question to ask: is she really a he
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  28. 01-20-19 06:31 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    guy is a white male nurse married to a black woman





    the main question to ask: is she really a he

    A nurse addicted to pills


    It’s obivously not true in the first place


    Would have been caught


    Just funny to watch folks entertain this whole story
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  29. 01-20-19 06:31 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    guy is a white male nurse married to a black woman


    and now looking to hook up with a bartender





    the main question to ask: is she really a he
    Relax before I get you banned again
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  30. 01-20-19 06:33 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    A nurse addicted to pills


    It’s obivously not true in the first place


    Would have been caught


    Just funny to watch folks entertain this whole story
    How exactly would I have been caught? Please, impress everyone with your next level intellect and educate us all how exactly I would’ve been caught.

    im pretty sure when you broke your scrawny neck you had an anoxic brain injury
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  31. 01-20-19 06:34 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    How exactly would I have been caught? Please, impress everyone with your next level intellect and educate us all how exactly I would’ve been caught.

    im pretty sure when you broke your scrawny neck you had an anoxic brain injury

    Don’t you live in a millionaire neighborhood?


    Never seen your house or you. So esstenially you are a total fraud. You haven’t proved anything about yourself. I am validated.


    I’m guessing my basement cost more than your “house”


    I bet you aren’t even addicted to pills, just another lie
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  32. 01-20-19 06:34 PM #32
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    Haters coming out just because I got a bartenders number... Can tell only a few guys in this thread get out and have a life.
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  33. 01-20-19 06:37 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayandCaitti View Post
    Fact !
    Mainly because they applied to be the stripper and got rejected so they throw them behind the bar at a strip club.
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  34. 01-20-19 06:37 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by eaglesfan371 View Post
    Liberal arts majors are generally very kinky

    First time just hook up, why thinking that deep into it

    Next round bring out the toys, buttplug, restraints, etc, she’ll let you pound that ass easily
    Probably best post. I thought of this, just don’t want this to drag on too long.

    I’ve got a biomed company paying for my hotel up in SF for 3 nights, it’s all over after those three nights
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  35. 01-20-19 06:42 PM #35
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    Setup the repeat encounter. Once you get in the hotel room tell her you want to go down. After an hour or a few releases tell her you had a great time and you'll see her later

    When she tries to go down or motion for coitus politely decline and explain you were just there for what you did.

    You'll be able to hit that for awhile whenever you want
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