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    Quote Originally Posted by DJK View Post
    Also, where does shit about 4 hands come from?

    SoHave you ever even played blackjack in a REAL casino?

    The maximum hands you are allowed per player is THREE.

    Regardless, when I WAS playing blackjack in the past, I NEVER played more than ONE hand and I run when I see idiots playing two hands thinking maybe I win one and lose one kind of shits.

    Also, I always preferred playing one on one if I could not like the most freaking idiots who are scared to death about playing one on one.
    Um, you can split up to 3 hand plus original hand is 4.. you said you pressed... not me... you pressing at Pai gow poker? Mr. Shackleford is a personal friend, and I can assure you, if your buying in at 100x you were talking about blackjack, which means you flat bet until I called bullshit on your story.. then you say you press.. press how many units? 1? 2? 4? Math wise 4 is sweet spot... so if you pressed to 100 and got caught with 8s against 6, splitting 3 times plus original 8 equals 4 hands.. plus 4 doubles=800 or 33% of your so called bankroll is at risk and your risk of ruin jumps to over 35% with your bankroll of 2500.... You press bets what’s your spread when do you do it? How can you have spread if you aren’t counting? Unless your just gambling and I have already said you should retire.. because your up 500+ units at 25 a hand.. keep typing bro it’s amusing... you digging it deeper..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCavalier View Post
    Um, you can split up to 3 hand plus original hand is 4.. you said you pressed... not me... you pressing at Pai gow poker? Mr. Shackleford is a personal friend, and I can assure you, if your buying in at 100x you were talking about blackjack, which means you flat bet until I called bullshit on your story.. then you say you press.. press how many units? 1? 2? 4? Math wise 4 is sweet spot... so if you pressed to 100 and got caught with 8s against 6, splitting 3 times plus original 8 equals 4 hands.. plus 4 doubles=800 or 33% of your so called bankroll is at risk and your risk of ruin jumps to over 35% with your bankroll of 2500.... You press bets what’s your spread when do you do it? How can you have spread if you aren’t counting? Unless your just gambling and I have already said you should retire.. because your up 500+ units at 25 a hand.. keep typing bro it’s amusing... you digging it deeper..
    My God, how often does that shit happen? You are using less than 3% chance of happening as an example?

    You really are mathematically challenged and probably never played real blackjack in casinos.

    Or, you lost so freaking bad in blackjack that you don't play it anymore and I am 99% confident that what I said is TRUE.

    I feel for you.

    Loser.
    Last edited by DJK; 01-17-19 at 04:47 PM.

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    If you don't press in any type of gambling, then you will NOT make any money.

    Why do you think people are betting more than 1 unit on some games? That's a type of pressing.

    Flat betting is for LOSERS. Is that what you do?

    There is only ONE FREAKING RULE in gambling.

    Bet MORE when WINNING and bet the MINIMUM when LOSING. You don't need to know anything else in gambling to win other than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCavalier View Post
    Um, you can split up to 3 hand plus original hand is 4.. you said you pressed... not me... you pressing at Pai gow poker? Mr. Shackleford is a personal friend, and I can assure you, if your buying in at 100x you were talking about blackjack, which means you flat bet until I called bullshit on your story.. then you say you press.. press how many units? 1? 2? 4? Math wise 4 is sweet spot... so if you pressed to 100 and got caught with 8s against 6, splitting 3 times plus original 8 equals 4 hands.. plus 4 doubles=800 or 33% of your so called bankroll is at risk and your risk of ruin jumps to over 35% with your bankroll of 2500.... You press bets what’s your spread when do you do it? How can you have spread if you aren’t counting? Unless your just gambling and I have already said you should retire.. because your up 500+ units at 25 a hand.. keep typing bro it’s amusing... you digging it deeper..
    By the way, the fact that you even mentioned about units for pressing when playing blackjack just tells me that you have no clue about blackjack. You think you do, but you don't and I feel for you.

    An idiot calling others idiot. That's a good one.

    One that thinks he knows-it-all when in fact, he's just as clueless as a rock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJK View Post
    By the way, the fact that you even mentioned about units for pressing when playing blackjack just tells me that you have no clue about blackjack. You think you do, but you don't and I feel for you.

    An idiot calling others idiot. That's a good one.

    One that thinks he knows-it-all when in fact, he's just as clueless as a rock.
    Great post no answers in the post but great post... Unit is what your betting bud are you slow? So how many units are you pressing? Answer please? And how da fck are you pressing if you ain’t counting? Simple questions call for simple answers.. I will admit you might be plain gamblin’ And if you are retire now from it... you on a streak you will never beat.. Nice way to gloss over the whole fact you stated you can’t play 4 hands for original bet also.. classic.. keep typing it’s funny.. I’m clueless? Reread what you typed.. it’s funny.. edited post to add.. what game are you buying in at 100x.. Craps? So you don’t take odds? Roulette? 12.50 on red or black? Lol.. Pai gow? Bac? Just curious... please keep typing

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCavalier View Post
    Great post no answers in the post but great post... Unit is what your betting bud are you slow? So how many units are you pressing? Answer please? And how da fck are you pressing if you ain’t counting? Simple questions call for simple answers.. I will admit you might be plain gamblin’ And if you are retire now from it... you on a streak you will never beat.. Nice way to gloss over the whole fact you stated you can’t play 4 hands for original bet also.. classic.. keep typing it’s funny.. I’m clueless? Reread what you typed.. it’s funny.. edited post to add.. what game are you buying in at 100x.. Craps? So you don’t take odds? Roulette? 12.50 on red or black? Lol.. Pai gow? Bac? Just curious... please keep typing
    I see that you are blind as well.

    I clearly posted how I press in post #32, but obviously you have a vision problem and didn't see it.

    I will re-post it here for you in BIG BOLD LETTERS to help out with your vision problems.

    60% press on the first 4 wins, 50% in the next 4 wins, 40% in the last 4 wins. Whenever I lose a hand, I drop to a minimum.

    Please do me a favor and don't bother replying to my posts since I will no longer be replying to your stupid repetitive nonsense posts. You are a total waste of time of human being and I really do feel sorry for you. You got nothing better to do than to keep on replying to my posts? Good for you if that makes you happy. What a dork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJK View Post
    I see that you are blind as well.

    I clearly posted how I press in post #32, but obviously you have a vision problem and didn't see it.

    I will re-post it here for you in BIG BOLD LETTERS to help out with your vision problems.

    60% press on the first 4 wins, 50% in the next 4 wins, 40% in the last 4 wins. Whenever I lose a hand, I drop to a minimum.

    Please do me a favor and don't bother replying to my posts since I will no longer be replying to your stupid repetitive nonsense posts. You are a total waste of time of human being and I really do feel sorry for you. You got nothing better to do than to keep on replying to my posts? Good for you if that makes you happy. What a dork.
    I must admit, I skimmed your post they are long winded and much of nonsense and full of bullshit.. Pretty clear to all your a liar.. Good luck at whatever you gamblin’ on bud

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJK View Post
    $2,500 minimum in 100 bills in my pants pocket since I go to AC almost every weekend and I live only 10 minutes from Parx casino. I need to have 100X of the $25 table minimum I play when I go to casinos.

    For the past two months, it's been $5,000+ ($6,200 as of current) and it would have been $13,000+ if I didn't give all my sports betting winnings for the past month to my parents and my wife.

    I guess I will carry them until I crash and burn, which then I will restart with another $2,500. But so far, no losses since October 2018.
    $20-$100
    was @ parx today to make sports bets. very cool. hope they get them @ all turf clubs! (vf is 10 min away)
    played roulette and paid for my nfl this weekend already

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    Somewhere between 0-200. I refill 200 at atm when every so often when I run out of cash. Nothing I do requires cash. Though I do try to tip in cash so Uncle Sam doesnt get his greedy hands on it. And I do like to have cash when going out to dinner with friends to simplify ly check splitting process if need be. I also feel when everyone starts throwing in cash the guy putting it on his card usually gets screwed so I’d rather not be that guy.

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    Zero......but there's always a $10 roll of quarters in the car.

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    Zero. I use cards and Samsung pay

    If I need cash I get it at the ATM at the casino

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