1. 06-25-18 06:14 PM #1
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    heather locklear used to be so hot

    not doing so well these days


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  2. 06-25-18 06:15 PM #2
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    a little sleep and she'll be hot again no?
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  3. 06-25-18 06:16 PM #3
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    since i haven't seen my main man Da Manster around in a while, I'll play honorary Da Manster for a day......

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  4. 06-25-18 06:17 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    a little sleep and she'll be hot again no?
    maybe if u go to sleep and imagine her in the 80's

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  5. 06-25-18 06:19 PM #5
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    We all still want to bang her.

    Donker probably has already.
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  6. 06-25-18 06:21 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    We all still want to bang her.

    Donker probably has already.
    i'll take marisa tomei let yall have locklear


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  7. 06-25-18 06:27 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    i'll take marisa tomei let yall have locklear


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    those nips need some of these, obviously.....

    even my sexy wife agrees!






    and on a HOLY SHIT side note, I just ordered a set of these, which I haven't seen until ten minutes ago!!!:




    two saturday nights from now will be a damn good time as that klit gets clamped!!!!
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  8. 06-25-18 06:28 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    those nips need some of these, obviously.....

    even my sexy wife agrees!






    and on a HOLY SHIT side note, I just ordered a set of these, which I haven't seen until ten minutes ago!!!:




    two saturday nights from now will be a damn good time as that klit gets clamped!!!!
    pics or it didn't happen
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  9. 06-25-18 06:30 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    i'll take marisa tomei let yall have locklear


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    goddamn
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  10. 06-25-18 06:37 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    pics or it didn't happen
    you want a pic of my amazon order, or a pic two weeks from now when it's being applied?
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  11. 06-25-18 06:44 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you want a pic of my amazon order, or a pic two weeks from now when it's being applied?


    applied i dont believe u can get that on amazon
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  12. 06-25-18 06:44 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    you want a pic of my amazon order, or a pic two weeks from now when it's being applied?
    Since you wanna exploit your wife sexually on here, we need pics & not another deviant imaginative story again. That would be just a re-run plus pics are worth a thousand words & it will save you hundreds (words) & us time reading some drawn out internet produced story.
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  13. 06-25-18 06:46 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    applied i dont believe u can get that on amazon

    wow amazon does have nimple clamps guess u can buy anything from amazon wonder if can get a new rug for goldie
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  14. 06-25-18 06:48 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by cincinnatikid513 View Post
    wow amazon does have nimple clamps guess u can buy anything from amazon wonder if can get a new rug for goldie
    damn skippy!
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  15. 06-25-18 06:49 PM #15
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    Donk said he was gonna clamp his kilt, not his wife. Donk could be tired of his kilt running up on him.
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    def bought sex toys on amazon

    a basic egg type thing and then a thing that's supposed to go around my dikk with another egg type thing attracted to vibrate her clit, but my dikk is too big and cant get it on
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  17. 06-25-18 06:52 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by eberetta1 View Post
    Donk said he was gonna clamp his kilt, not his wife. Donk could be tired of his kilt running up on him.
    Dyslexia at its finest
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  18. 06-25-18 06:53 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    def bought sex toys on amazon

    a basic egg type thing and then a thing that's supposed to go around my dikk with another egg type thing attracted to vibrate her clit, but my dikk is too big and cant get it on
    Magnum XL or just plain Magnum guy ? Lol
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  19. 06-25-18 07:04 PM #19
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    lol condoms
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  20. 06-25-18 07:09 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    lol condoms
    I guess you’ve been sleeping with the same woman for a while would explain your lack of protection.
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  21. 06-25-18 07:40 PM #21
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    sharp as a fukkin tack this guy
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  22. 06-25-18 07:56 PM #22
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    Tomei is getting up there in age as well.


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    boo
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  24. 06-25-18 08:29 PM #24
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    christy brinkley 64 years old, cougar

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  25. 06-25-18 08:30 PM #25
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    any 64yo would be gross irl, that's just too much
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  26. 06-25-18 08:33 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    any 64yo would be gross irl, that's just too much
    Not Brinkley.

    I would make sweet love to her gash with my mouth for hours.
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  27. 06-25-18 08:36 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Not Brinkley.

    I would make sweet love to her gash with my mouth for hours.

    i have a feeling autodonk will concur
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  28. 06-25-18 09:56 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by eberetta1 View Post
    Donk said he was gonna clamp his kilt, not his wife. Donk could be tired of his kilt running up on him.
    i hope you're huungry, cause i gotta whole lotta klit sandwich for ya.............




    hope you're hungry
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  29. 06-25-18 10:38 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    since i haven't seen my main man Da Manster around in a while, I'll play honorary Da Manster for a day......

    Where the hell is Manster,not seen him in quite awhile.
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  30. 06-25-18 10:49 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Tomei is getting up there in age as well.


    How's my gf Morgan Fairchild looking these days.
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    not bad
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    every cic should just stay 19imo

    other than however old marrisa is in that pic
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    british cooking milf nigella lawson 58 years old like her knockers


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  34. 06-25-18 11:21 PM #34
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    theyre literally tied in a knot to keep them like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    How's my gf Morgan Fairchild looking these days.
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