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    Swimmer dies after having his junk bitten off by a shark

    I’m Never going past my knees in the ocean again


    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/644351...l-beach-video/

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    Not good

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    Talk about a bad way to go out

    Ouch

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    wow
    sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    Talk about a bad way to go out

    Ouch
    Yeah, that sucks.

    Surviving the attack might have been worse though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yeah, that sucks.

    Surviving the attack might have been worse though.
    Unfortunately, yes Daggles.

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    This happened to auto donk once and the shark broke its jaw
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    up there in the worse ways to die ever

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    This happened to auto donk once and the shark broke its jaw
    I heard he banged the wounded shark before it swam off.

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    shocking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry N. Lloyd View Post
    I heard he banged the wounded shark before it swam off.


    That shark didn’t stand a chance.

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    Falling Coconuts Kill More People Than Shark Attacks. "Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable tosharks" - Lorena Bobbitt

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    Falling Coconuts Kill More People Than Shark Attacks. "Falling coconuts kill 150 people worldwide each year, 15 times the number of fatalities attributable tosharks" - Lorena Bobbitt
    That 150 people die by coconuts is fake news, not backed up by facts. A rag put out that number then a shark expert used it a few years later. Totally false.

    Plus, A lot of sharks don't kill but they damn sure MAIM.
    Recife and New Smyrna in Florida are 2 of the worst places for Shark attacks. More shark attacks at New Smyrna than all other beaches combined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    That 150 people die by coconuts is fake news, not backed up by facts. A rag put out that number then a shark expert used it a few years later. Totally false.

    Plus, A lot of sharks don't kill but they damn sure MAIM.
    Recife and New Smyrna in Florida are 2 of the worst places for Shark attacks. More shark attacks at New Smyrna than all other beaches combined.
    Youre right..I went to The Florida Institue of Technology.. Its like CIT or MIT except its FIT- I used fly over Sebastian Inlet all the time (Thats New Symrna right?) and it was always packed with big sharks.

    Tell ya story- I was flying over Cocoa Beach right up to the NASA air space and I see this shark, biggest thing I ever saw. I'm lookin over at highway A1A and this shark is the size of the tractor trailers on the highway. I get back to the dorm and tell every body and they act like i'm nuts, nobody believed me.. So i'm watching the 11pm news that night and the anchor says "a whale shark was spotted off of cocoa beach today"lol.... and that was it, a harmless whale shark, but from the air it looks like a regular shark...

    Had to cover my name to protect the innocent
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Terrible View Post
    Youre right..I went to The Florida Institue of Technology.. Its like CIT or MIT except its FIT- I used fly over Sebastian Inlet all the time (Thats New Symrna right?) and it was always packed with big sharks.

    Tell ya story- I was flying over Cocoa Beach right up to the NASA air space and I see this shark, biggest thing I ever saw. I'm lookin over at highway A1A and this shark is the size of the tractor trailers on the highway. I get back to the dorm and tell every body and they act like i'm nuts, nobody believed me.. So i'm watching the 11pm news that night and the anchor says "a whale shark was spotted off of cocoa beach today"lol.... and that was it, a harmless whale shark, but from the air it looks like a regular shark...

    Had to cover my name to protect the innocent
    http://s230.photobucket.com/user/Red...?sort=3&o=2117

    Good stuff ET...

    I was at New Smyrna about 15 years ago with my wife sun bathing. We're about to go into the water and I see a bunch of fins in the water. I see several guys surfing and some fins were popping up in between the surfers. WTH? One of the guys said they know the risks but they enjoy surfing that much. Fukk that. We went home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac4Lyfe View Post
    Good stuff ET...

    I was at New Smyrna about 15 years ago with my wife sun bathing. We're about to go into the water and I see a bunch of fins in the water. I see several guys surfing and some fins were popping up in between the surfers. WTH? One of the guys said they know the risks but they enjoy surfing that much. Fukk that. We went home.
    One time there I saw a guy catch a big shark there from the shore...These guys get it up in the shallows.. Swear to god, the guy takes out a big knife, cuts it open and a bunch of pup sharks just swim out and away.. I wanted to catch one of those little guys!

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    I’ve caught numerous sharks from the banks of the gulf. They’re all over the place

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    well that is one good thing about JJ's size

    so he does have that going for him

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    here is uncensored video.... the shark took a big chunk of the inner thigh....i think the penis and the balls are still there but the outer skin got ripped off.

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=C9dmS_1528083032

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    What a way to go

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    Is that place known for shark attacks

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    Quote Originally Posted by danwinkler View Post
    here is uncensored video.... the shark took a big chunk of the inner thigh....i think the penis and the balls are still there but the outer skin got ripped off.

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=C9dmS_1528083032
    Fukkkk!!!! What a sad way to go. Damn, that sucks.

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    They do make shark repellent devices for surfers that actually do work. This is the most popular.. Sharkbanz 2.. I know I'd wear one if I were surfing in shark infested areas... $75 investment would have saved this kids life and junk..

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...6ca096a37d71e3


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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Is that place known for shark attacks
    I think it's number 2 next to New Smyrna in shark attacks. The biggest problem is that a great majority of attacks at Recife are fatal. This guy was a tourist. The locals do not go into the water.

    http://www.businessinsider.com/no-on...attacks-2015-6

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yeah, that sucks.

    Surviving the attack might have been worse though.
    Thinking same thing. Prob rather that killed me!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Is that place known for shark attacks
    Yes. I have been to recife. The beaches have shark warning signs all over and telling them to swim at their own risk. Recife beaches didn't always have shark problem because about mile or so inwater from the shore there is a long natural reef and sharks never came past the reef. Then the city built a huge port (i think in the 80's or early 90's) and in the process they destroyed big chunk of that reef enabling sharks to come into the shallow waters. there has been many attacks since then.

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    Human beings have no business being in the ocean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Human beings have no business being in the ocean.
    Surfing is awesome... It's an experience that everyone should have.. I've surfed my entire life up until a few years ago because the water got nasty here in Southern California.. I never got attacked.. Been up close with seals and dolphins, saw a shark a couple times surfing in other Countries but I never got nipped at or attacked.. Florida I did get spooked one time.. Shark got real close.. I bailed out..

    I'd wear that Sharkbanz 2 watch today though, no need to take chances.. Sharks are getting a little more spunky these days in the warmer waters.. Humans are not immune to being attacked but it's very rare..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Surfing is awesome... It's an experience that everyone should have.. I've surfed my entire life up until a few years ago because the water got nasty here in Southern California.. I never got attacked.. Been up close with seals and dolphins, saw a shark a couple times surfing in other Countries but I never got nipped at or attacked.. Florida I did get spooked one time.. Shark got real close.. I bailed out..

    I'd wear that Sharkbanz 2 watch today though, no need to take chances.. Sharks are getting a little more spunky these days in the warmer waters.. Humans are not immune to being attacked but it's very rare..
    You’re afraid of everything

    immigrants, sharks, liberals, the apocalypse

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    You’re afraid of everything

    immigrants, sharks, liberals, the apocalypse
    Afraid of nothing in this life time Kraken, not even dying. I get annoyed by a couple of those things you mentioned though.

    Reset, restart and please try again bud..

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    You’re a chicken shit Jibby, just admit it

    you have a gun so if someone breaks in you can defend yourself, cuz you’re scare

    you voted for trump to build a wall, cuz you’re scared

    you wont surf anymore without an ankle bracelet, cuz you’re scared

    you wear your seatbelt, cuz you’re scared

    you’re all stocked up on food and water ready foe the apocalypse, cuz you’re scared

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    You’re a chicken shit Jibby, just admit it

    you have a gun so if someone breaks in you can defend yourself, cuz you’re scare

    you voted for trump to build a wall, cuz you’re scared

    you wont surf anymore without an ankle bracelet, cuz you’re scared

    you wear your seatbelt, cuz you’re scared

    you’re all stocked up on food and water ready foe the apocalypse, cuz you’re scared
    Yup I drink water because I'm thirsty too.. Lol...

    Kraken you're to easy.. Just stop it buddy..


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