1. 04-17-18 09:03 PM #1
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    I'm gonna munch on some nice carpet today boys

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    Really hard choice... 2 finalists were Sol the Venezuelan and Jeny the Tica...

    Im going tica today. Lovely brunette.
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  3. 04-17-18 09:12 PM #3
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    Them girls are thick in all of the right places.

    Enjoy Hurry!
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  4. 04-17-18 09:18 PM #4
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    Yeah after last time's not so gratifying experience I put some effort into finding a quality "agency"

    These girs are F-I-N-E...

    $130 for an hour


    I am prepared, have 2 blue pills in case cocaine goes rogue on my dick
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  5. 04-17-18 09:19 PM #5
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    Hookers?


    You are planning to eat hooker puss?


    Might as well go lick a urinal in an airport
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  6. 04-17-18 09:19 PM #6
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    It’s not in English ?
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  7. 04-17-18 09:20 PM #7
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    I get confused. Half the days you post plays you are coming home from your girlfriends house and the next night you are ordering hookers like 4k orders pizza.
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    Why the hell u even need 1 hour ?
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  9. 04-17-18 09:24 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    I get confused. Half the days you post plays you are coming home from your girlfriends house and the next night you are ordering hookers like 4k orders pizza.
    EX-girlfriend.

    We have been on and off for 6 years.

    Honestly is not gonna work out, I'm finally able to let her go... I was obsessed. But it just makes me miserable most of the time.

    No trust, jealousy, hard feelings about the past... there is no chemistry anymore cause all of that gets in the way... real hard!


    I really dont wanna deal with any other chick for now, id rather pay, get what I want and thats that.
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  10. 04-17-18 09:25 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ikid2groove415 View Post
    Why the hell u even need 1 hour ?
    In the sack I take my time, I dont hurry up and blow my load.
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  11. 04-17-18 09:26 PM #11
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    Hope you don’t plan to eat any Pusey from hookers blood lol
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  12. 04-17-18 09:27 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ikid2groove415 View Post
    Why the hell u even need 1 hour ?
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  13. 04-17-18 09:29 PM #13
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    he needs an hour because he master bates before the showdown
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  14. 04-17-18 09:30 PM #14
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    I'll eat whatever.... kill the germs with whiskey

    You guys worry too much
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  15. 04-17-18 09:31 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    he needs an hour because he master bates before the showdown
    Actually, since I'm gonna have a bit of coke in my system, takes me more to come...

    30-40mins... then Ill ask her to gimme a back massage
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  16. 04-17-18 09:32 PM #16
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    lollol

    but please dont eat the hook gina
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  17. 04-17-18 09:33 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    I'll eat whatever.... kill the germs with whiskey

    You guys worry too much
    Salvage LOL
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  19. 04-17-18 09:34 PM #19
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    Ill give it a good sniff and touchy 1st, if it smells good and I feel no weird things inside Ill go fuckin tornado on that gina

    I give zero fukks


    In other news... I need the Braves, HARD... fukkers 1-1 on the 9th
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  20. 04-17-18 09:35 PM #20
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    Never pay
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  21. 04-17-18 09:35 PM #21
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    so confused by this thread

    all i know is, at best eating pussy is gay, and at worst (in your case) deadly
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  22. 04-17-18 09:35 PM #22
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    im now suffering from nausea, i wasnt sick a few min ago. do what you gotta do man
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  23. 04-17-18 09:37 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post


    Might as well go lick a urinal in an airport
    pretty sure a bunch of liberals already did this to protest trump

    don't get the connection, but then i don't understand 2+2 is zebra
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  24. 04-17-18 09:37 PM #24
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    So some transgender hookers have pussies????
    Or is that code for kokk????
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  25. 04-17-18 09:38 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Hookers?


    You are planning to eat hooker puss?


    Might as well go lick a urinal in an airport
    You got that right, Greaser! Dick sucker by proxy. Enjoy the taste of semen in your mouth!
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  26. 04-17-18 09:38 PM #26
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    Hurry's new alias is now Lil Mow Mow
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    reigle was confused by thread, then goes and makes most confusing post in thread. now im nauseous and confused
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  28. 04-17-18 09:39 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    reigle was confused by thread, then goes and makes most confusing post in thread. now im nauseous and confused
    which one?

    i can explain pretty easily
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  29. 04-17-18 09:40 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by maggiethebestdog View Post
    So some transgender hookers have pussies????
    Or is that code for kokk????
    Retard alert! Thank God for the ignore feature, last time I read your stupidity.

    Go back to TGF nothingbutwhinning
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Retard alert! Thank God for the ignore feature, last time I read your stupidity.

    Go back to TGF nothingbutwhinning
    something def wrong with that maggie girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    im now suffering from nausea, i wasnt sick a few min ago. do what you gotta do man
    Im sorry, I hear licking pussy takes the nausea away
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    which one?

    i can explain pretty easily
    the 2 + 2 = zebra
    that rocked my world
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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    something def wrong with that maggie girl
    Oh well, meaningless persons always aim to take out the ones at the top...

    Guy never EVER posts anything that is not meant to insult someone. Sad life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Retard alert! Thank God for the ignore feature, last time I read your stupidity.

    Go back to TGF nothingbutwhinning
    When they slam you up the butt do you make them wear a rubber????
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Oh well, meaningless persons always aim to take out the ones at the top...

    Guy never EVER posts anything that is not meant to insult someone. Sad life.
    i have noticed
    shes not the only one either
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