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    Auto Donk
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    The Donk vs. The Donald

    many here know of a certain porn star's fondness for The Donk. some of you may know of a certain president's fondness for that same porn star who was so fond of The Donk.

    it appears as if President Cheeto had the hots for Ms. Drake, as well (seen below with the guy that DIDN'T have to offer her ten grand to throw down in Ron Jeremy's limo in a bad ass threesome).....

    The Donald made his play for the babe, offering her ten grand for an encounter.... she said thanks but no thanks....






    as for the man who isn't a total harassing jackass who has to offer money to hos to get em to throw down, here's the proper way to go about nailin' the shit out of a porn star:





    I can't claim all the credit in seducing Ms. Drake, as my date, who is every bi (on the other side of the porn ho), was clearly part of the "deal" and an additional enticement to close the deal and the subsequent trip out to Long Schlong Ron Jeremy's limo in the parking lot of the hottest H-town swinger's bar at the time....

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    TheGoldenGoose
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    Stormy's ability to sukk a schlong and more importantly "finish it off" is TOP SHELF. Just A-1!!!!! I can see why she's easily worth $130K hush money.

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    you dont have the ugly orange hair like he does.

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