1. 02-19-18 11:20 AM #1
    jjgold
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    Anyone Own Snakes?

    Thinking of getting one seems like the in thing right now and I want to be part of the crowd I just don’t know what type to get, I’m doing some research right now
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  3. 02-19-18 11:24 AM #3
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    I think what you want are actually called anal beads
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  4. 02-19-18 11:26 AM #4
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    Damn that is scary
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  5. 02-19-18 11:32 AM #5
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    cue donk making a joke about his fukkin cokk
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    I know someone with 21 inch pythons.
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  8. 02-19-18 11:46 AM #8
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    When JJ brings home a chick he can say -

    Hey baby look at my snake do you want to hold it? That will freak her out.. ..
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  9. 02-19-18 11:48 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by franklee168 View Post
    I know someone with 21 inch pythons.
    Hogan's were 24
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  10. 02-19-18 11:50 AM #10
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    JJ

    get a Corn Snake


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  11. 02-19-18 11:59 AM #11
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    man I have some fukkin crazy ass stories with snakes

    have never been bitten by one and don't know anyone that has

    1 time in a tool box, 1 time on a fukkin switch to turn irrigation on
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  12. 02-19-18 12:13 PM #12
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    KD got another year on his contract jj check back July 2019
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  13. 02-19-18 12:19 PM #13
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    I had a BO-A Constrictor a few years back, fed her mouses, then rabbits...

    Her name was Lucille... she once escaped and we thought she was gone, turned out she was hiding INSIDE one of my speakers...

    Then she escaped for good... hope she scared the shit outta someone


    Fun little animals...
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    fukkin site dont let me write b-o-a thats bull, BkofAma sucks we all know this
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    Never ever date a women that is into or has snakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Never ever date a women that is into or has snakes.
    Or pitbulls
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Never ever date a women that is into or has snakes.
    Yup.. Don't date chicks that ride motorcycles either.. Don't date chicks with a million tats and a pierced nose ring either.. You're asking for a head case or a tomboy with dike tendencies..
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  18. 02-19-18 12:47 PM #18
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    girls with snakes, tats, smoke are usually good in bed

    I am trying to develop bad boy image here and snakes would help
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    girls with snakes, tats, smoke are usually good in bed

    I am trying to develop bad boy image here and snakes would help
    LMAO, "develop" bad boy image

    you are doing it wrong

    my bad boy image is so HARSH down here I only get one night stands

    girls know im the guy to go to when they wanna get fukked hard, when they wanna get revenge on the boyfriend... when they want coke sweaty sex

    and that rep never goes away...

    i am never getting married son, watch what you wish for
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    girls with snakes, tats, smoke are usually good in bed

    I am trying to develop bad boy image here and snakes would help
    this is the dumbest thing jerkoffs on the internet post

    all girls suck in bed, it doesn't matter how trashy they present themselves
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  22. 02-19-18 12:51 PM #22
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    latins good in bed

    If you have high sex drive your good

    or..........does liking sex not equate too good in bed?

    Reigle I love to slap guys like you around in person, come to NJ
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    i'm more jersey than you homie

    you come to jersey
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    all girls have high sex drive

    all girls think they're the best a sucking dikk

    0 girls know wtf they're doing
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    reigle where do you live??

    I will meet you
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  27. 02-19-18 12:56 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    i'm more jersey than you homie

    you come to jersey
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    all girls have high sex drive

    all girls think they're the best a sucking dikk

    0 girls know wtf they're doing
    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    reigle where do you live??

    I will meet you
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  29. 02-19-18 01:05 PM #29
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    code speak

    takes one to know one ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    reigle where do you live??

    I will meet you
    1505 ocean ave, brigantine
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    gettin my muthafukkin dikk sucked
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    1505 ocean ave, brigantine
    key code is 2006

    i ain't answering the door
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    JJ is challenging me to a boxing match, losing 10units a day gambling, dating and kidnapping Mayela, posting here and busting balls for clicks, begging for steviek's return on the reg AND he now wants to become a bad boy and raise corn snakles...


    JJ the looser the hand the tighter the grip
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  34. 02-19-18 01:19 PM #34
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    jj has a lot on his plate right now
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  35. 02-19-18 02:06 PM #35
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    I’m not going all the way down all AC that’s way out of the area

    Brigantine is a terrible area
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