[Auto Donk]

has this fukker always been a dwarf?

did he shrink?

he's only half the size of lara spencer, 1/3 as tall as strahan.....

[b1slickguy]

He's always been a midget.
Even at the peak of his career he only weighed about 90.210 pounds.

[Auto Donk]

wow..... finally a "star" who JJ might be able to beat up

[KVB]

[Auto Donk]

we've all heard stories about lewinsky's infamous blue dress, but thanks to the new series on Bill Clit-on, I've gained a whole new level of respect for the man after seeing a "blue light" image of the dress that hung him....


for those of you not in the know, material that's been jizzed on, when put under a blue light, reveals the presence of said jizz, even after it has dried or been wiped off, licked off, whatever....

sure, we'd all heard it was stained with some of his love juice...

if you're like me, you probably figured it was about six or seven "dots" or splashes of a load gone astray....

if you thought that, like I did, YOU'D BE WRONG!!!!!!!


NOW, i've often thrown out the phrase "quart of hate paste" on sbr (for example, in response to diggity's endless this ho or that ho polls, I'd spout off "I'd pump a throat of hate paste down her throat this", or "I'd dump a quart of hate paste in her ass that"... but this Clit-on fukker literally coated that f'n blue dress down with at least three gallons of hate paste.....

it was easier to see areas not covered in presidential gizz than it was to see the areas he unloaded on.....

geeze, how long had it been since that nasty seizing whore hiLIARy had gotten him off???? ten years???? twelve, maybe????

the seventeen Japs I watched in a bukaki movie just this morning would have been proud of that fukhead slick willie's work on lewinsky......


I'll post an image of it later even if I have to take one of the show itself with my goddam i-phone.....


edit:

got the fukker: holy shit, I hate to admit anyone can do a better job than me in the bed room when it comes to coating a bitch down with seed, but fuk it, it'd take me at least three days of nonstop bangin' to produce this much:






I have to give credit where credit is due.....

awesome job, Bill!!!!!

[Auto Donk]

wow....

again:

before suckin' presidential weapon:






and, after choosing, wisely I might add, not to swallow:

[GUMMO77]

What was he saying? I saw him on TV but the sound was off.

I've had some health issues lately. I had some stitches pop in me yesterday and surgery last night. Already out, but anyway, Donkers I had two hot nurses. I would have asked them for a pic, because they were great at their jobs too, but Mrs. Gummo spent the night in the chair and she was my ride home.

[Auto Donk]

his voice was kind of sketchy and he kept stuttering so much, I didn't catch anything he said.....

f'n sketchy soundin' stuttering dwarf.... go figure....


all i caught from him was something about bringing back that 90210 show, he cracked a joke and said they were gonna call it "9-1-0-2-OLD"

wise move on passin on photos of or with the nurses..... my wife is still pissed that I filmed diggity's woman up at wolfie's.....

you might have ended up with more stitches if you'd been as dumb as me.....

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Donk, drink some water and crack open some smelling salts. This, too, shall pass.....

[b1slickguy]

What was he saying? I saw him on TV but the sound was off.

I've had some health issues lately. I had some stitches pop in me yesterday and surgery last night. Already out, but anyway, Donkers I had two hot nurses. I would have asked them for a pic, because they were great at their jobs too, but Mrs. Gummo spent the night in the chair and she was my ride home.

Get well, Gummo.
Hope your recovery is quick and easy.

[KVB]

lol at this thread again.

Also, take it easy Gummo, get well.

[Auto Donk]

Donk, drink some water and crack open some smelling salts. This, too, shall pass.....

what will pass?

this guy being a dwarf?