1. 12-21-17 02:46 PM #1
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    A 17-year-old YouTube star insulted a notorious drug lord.....

    Fat boy should have stuck to drinking and partying and kept his mouth shut.





    In one recent video posted online, a seemingly intoxicated Lagunas was recorded taking a stab at Nemesio Ocegera Cervantes, also known as “El Mencho.” Cervantes happens to be one of Mexico’s most dangerous drug lords, according to U.S. government officials, the leader of the New Generation Cartel of Jalisco.

    “El Mencho a mí me pela la verga” Lagunas said, according to El Pais. The phrase is an insult that loosely means, “suck my c‑‑‑.”And on Monday night, while he and his friends partied at a bar in Jalisco, a group of armed individuals burst in and fired at Lagunas, the attorney general of Jalisco, Raúl Sánchez Jiménez, told Mexican media outlets.

    The teenager died, sustaining between 15 and 18 bullet wounds. Authorities managed to identify Lagunas by his tattoos.Prosecutors have not determined the identities or motives of those responsible. But they confirmed to news outlets that they are investigating a possible link to the recent videotaped insult toward El Mencho.El Mencho is one of the last people anyone would want to offend.
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  2. 12-21-17 03:03 PM #2
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    I mean what did he expect?
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  3. 12-21-17 03:20 PM #3
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    Nice purse!
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  4. 12-21-17 03:23 PM #4
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    This queen had it coming
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  5. 12-21-17 04:06 PM #5
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    Dude got lit up , told the most powerful drug lord in the world to sick his dikk





    Look at him now






    He actually got lucky , dude he fukked with is known to kidnap and torture both you and ur family before burning you alive
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  6. 12-21-17 04:08 PM #6
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  7. 12-21-17 04:15 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post

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  8. 12-21-17 04:17 PM #8
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    Lmao bonzaii
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  9. 12-21-17 04:20 PM #9
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    Hopefully this is a trend starting for Youtube "personalities" going forward
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  10. 12-21-17 07:41 PM #10
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    I thought this was gonna be a white american. Bet if pewdiepie said the same thing this druglord wouldn't be able to get to him.
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  11. 12-21-17 08:01 PM #11
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    Last I heard, nearly 95% of murders go unsolved in Mexico. I am sure this will also be one of them.
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  12. 12-21-17 08:14 PM #12
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    natural selection at its best
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  13. 12-21-17 09:07 PM #13
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    Let this be a lesson to anyone that insults JJ.
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  14. 12-22-17 02:44 AM #14
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    Suicide by ignorance.
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  15. 12-22-17 09:18 AM #15
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    damn.... how small was this little pepito? sitting on the goddam center console and still can barely see over the dash.....

    glad pac didn't get hit......

    he's coming to htown after the new year.....

    a note on the marksmanship of the assassins..... must be damn accurate to hit a little dwarf that many times..... good shootin'
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  16. 12-22-17 09:24 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Dude got lit up , told the most powerful drug lord in the world to sick his dikk





    Look at him now






    He actually got lucky , dude he fukked with is known to kidnap and torture both you and ur family before burning you alive
    help me out here, as my spanish is a little rusty..... (ok, other than a few go-to vulgar phrases, it's non-existent)....

    but what part was the "suck my dick"?

    .... chupa verga and pinch-eh-lay my vett-ih-guh were always my go to suck my dick phrases....

    but like eddie murphy learnin' some new spanish shit (goony goo goo), someone tell me what phrase little pepito used, so I too can learn some new spanish shit and impress the mexicans that will be cutting my grass later today and otherwise tidying up DonkLand for christmas....

    i'd love to drop the new phrase on a few of them as I give them their christmas bonuses (joking with them, of course)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    Suicide by ignorance.
    sharp statement, yet you're one of the most ignorant people i've seen on this board
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    once trump is done fighting his own people for logic and sanity in this country, he should just blow the fukkin heads off all these spic druglords

    def want the youtube dorks dead first, though
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  19. 12-22-17 03:29 PM #19
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    The authorities investigating this is on El Mencho's payroll.......

    Good luck getting justice...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    The authorities investigating this is on El Mencho's payroll.......

    Good luck getting justice...........
    well thank fuckin christ you're on the case cause literally every single fukkin person that has read 2 words about this, already knows that
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    well thank fuckin christ you're on the case cause literally every single fukkin person that has read 2 words about this, already knows that
    No shit, Dick Fukkin Tracy...........
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  22. 12-22-17 03:49 PM #22
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    you're calling me dick tracy for calling you dick tracy....................


    if i had a gun, i'd blow my fukkin brains out
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    could you be fukkin dumber? jesus fukk
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    ..


    if i had a gun, i'd blow my fukkin brains out
    That would be a good start............
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    no doubt

    get the smart people out so what brainwashed me, can brainwash some more
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  26. 12-22-17 05:31 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    help me out here, as my spanish is a little rusty..... (ok, other than a few go-to vulgar phrases, it's non-existent)....

    but what part was the "suck my dick"?

    .... chupa verga and pinch-eh-lay my vett-ih-guh were always my go to suck my dick phrases....

    but like eddie murphy learnin' some new spanish shit (goony goo goo), someone tell me what phrase little pepito used, so I too can learn some new spanish shit and impress the mexicans that will be cutting my grass later today and otherwise tidying up DonkLand for christmas....

    i'd love to drop the new phrase on a few of them as I give them their christmas bonuses (joking with them, of course)
    The mexicans puerto ricans I worked with taught me some dirty words. Puto means dick. Cocha means puss and culo
    means ass. I would use spanglish on 'em daily.
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  27. 12-22-17 11:19 PM #27
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    I'm surprised they didn't cut bacon off his and back before wiping him oit.

    Trump is winning.
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  28. 12-22-17 11:42 PM #28
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    Mexico has a gun ban. How did this happen?
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  29. 12-24-17 12:01 PM #29
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    "Me pela la verga" is Mexican slang, similar "Me vale una picha" o "Me vale un culo" that we use here in Costa Rica.

    It dont mean suck my dikk... means I don't give a fukk about someone or something, so he is basically implying he dont give a fukk about Mencho, taunting him like a moron, like "Im not scared of you". I don't respect you.

    VERY, VERY UNWISE. HE WAS VISIBLY INTOXICATED WHEN HE SAID THAT.

    Of course, he cant be scared now, no fear when you are dead.
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  30. 12-24-17 03:09 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    help me out here, as my spanish is a little rusty..... (ok, other than a few go-to vulgar phrases, it's non-existent)....

    but what part was the "suck my dick"?

    .... chupa verga and pinch-eh-lay my vett-ih-guh were always my go to suck my dick phrases....

    but like eddie murphy learnin' some new spanish shit (goony goo goo)


    He said "el Mencho me pela la verga", which means "Mencho jerks me off" ... strong words to Mexicans.
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