1. #1
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    this can't be good.... intermittent electrical current running up and down my lft leg

    i had this shit once before back in 2004, but now it's back....

    feels like a cell phone going off down my pant leg, but no phone is around....

    on for two-three seconds, then off for about five, then back on again.....

    been doin this shit since about four a.m. this morning.... noticed after having a pretty damn momentous big o to wind up the annual xxx-mas party....

    anyone got a good home rememdy or know what the fuk i'm experiencing????

  2. #2
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    ps... i thought this was teh saloon when i posted it....

    damn electrical c urrent may be stronger than I thought and affecting more than I realize....

    mods feel free to move it....

  3. #3
    RudyRuetigger
    Leave of absence until March Madness
    RudyRuetigger's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-24-10
    Posts: 64,799
    Betpoints: 55

    saloon

    someone get this guy off Viagra

    he is too old and might cause heart attack

  4. #4
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    saloon

    someone get this guy off Viagra

    he is too old and might cause heart attack
    i already called for the saloon, prick.....

    your lame-ass cry for help departure from the site yesterday is grade-a saloon shit, as was your pathetic return less than 24 hours later.... yet your drunk ass remains silent.....

    fuk you and your come back.....

    f'n drunk....

  5. #5
    gauchojake
    Have Some Asthma
    gauchojake's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-17-10
    Posts: 33,734
    Betpoints: 13360

    I think the home remedy is to stick your cokk in a light socket


  6. #6
    RudyRuetigger
    Leave of absence until March Madness
    RudyRuetigger's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-24-10
    Posts: 64,799
    Betpoints: 55

    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i already called for the saloon, prick.....

    your cry for help yesterday is grade-a saloon shit, as was your pathetic return less than 24 hours later.... yet your drunk ass remains silent.....

    fuk you and your come back.....

    f'n drunk....
    hey donk

    keep posting that pic of you and wife when you were both 30 years younger


  7. #7
    Shute
    Shute's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-20-17
    Posts: 11,822
    Betpoints: 10982

    What position were you in last night?
    That could answer your question

  8. #8
    VeggieDog
    VeggieDog's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-21-09
    Posts: 6,976
    Betpoints: 20589

    It's real. Google it. I have it too, at times.

  9. #9
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    hey donk

    keep posting that pic of you and wife when you were both 30 years younger

    hey dumbass, that photo was from a few years after we were married.... which was 2010.....

    why don't you "leave the site" again, shithead....

    so you can look more pathetic than this guy when you come back yet again....


  10. #10
    RudyRuetigger
    Leave of absence until March Madness
    RudyRuetigger's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-24-10
    Posts: 64,799
    Betpoints: 55

    donk you seem mad

    relax bro

    big court case tomorrow

  11. #11
    gauchojake
    Have Some Asthma
    gauchojake's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-17-10
    Posts: 33,734
    Betpoints: 13360

    It's probably sciatica

  12. #12
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    I think the home remedy is to stick your cokk in a light socket

    come to think of it.....

    never mind....

  13. #13
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    donk you seem mad

    relax bro

    big court case tomorrow
    im sorry, feeling like ive got a cell phone shoved up my ass that is ringin non stop has me on edge.....

    wait a minute.....

    never mind....

    think we found that one bitch's iphone....

  14. #14
    Shute
    Shute's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-20-17
    Posts: 11,822
    Betpoints: 10982

    Donk
    Ice low back and buttock area on left side.
    You may have to jerk with right hand this week.
    Also wiping your ass after a dump may prove to be difficult
    If you can’t maintain your usual erection
    Then look into an mri
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: Auto Donk

  15. #15
    RudyRuetigger
    Leave of absence until March Madness
    RudyRuetigger's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-24-10
    Posts: 64,799
    Betpoints: 55

    if not for me, your thread would have 0 views

    hell, you even had to make the first reply

    i waited 2 minutes after that and still no replies so i felt bad

    YOU ARE WELCOME

  16. #16
    MickeyMan
    MickeyMan's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-20-09
    Posts: 5,091
    Betpoints: 14295

    How much Molly did you take last night donk?

  17. #17
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    if not for me, your thread would have 0 views

    hell, you even had to make the first reply

    i waited 2 minutes after that and still no replies so i felt bad

    YOU ARE WELCOME
    thank GOD you came back to the site so soon.....

  18. #18
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    How much Molly did you take last night donk?

    somewhere in this ball park....


  19. #19
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Donk
    Ice low back and buttock area on left side.
    You may have to jerk with right hand this week.
    Also wiping your ass after a dump may prove to be difficult
    If you can’t maintain your usual erection
    Then look into an mri
    sound advice....

    trying out the opposite hand jerk for starters....

  20. #20
    mikejamm
    mikejamm's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-24-09
    Posts: 10,853
    Betpoints: 1560

    Hey Donk, It could a possible blood clot in the veins in you leg. It's called Deep Vein Thrombosis, DVT for short. It is a serious and possibly life threatening condition. You should get it checked out bro.

    And on a side note....Fuk you Rudy! You drunk loser!
    Points Awarded:

    Da Manster! gave mikejamm 2 Betpoint(s) for this post.

    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: Da Manster!

  21. #21
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Hey Donk, It could a possible blood clot in the veins in you leg. It's called Deep Vein Thrombosis, DVT for short. It is a serious and possibly life threatening condition. You should get it checked out bro.

    And on a side note....Fuk you Rudy! You drunk loser!
    thanks.... shit is still buzzin away.....

    i may try a few shots of tequila first, and see if I can lower the f'n voltage a bit.....

  22. #22
    MickeyMan
    MickeyMan's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-20-09
    Posts: 5,091
    Betpoints: 14295

    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    somewhere in this ball park....


    Well then in that case the leg problem should go away about 4-5 days after the depression ends

  23. #23
    Shute
    Shute's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-20-17
    Posts: 11,822
    Betpoints: 10982

    Doubt DVT
    nerve impingement issue

  24. #24
    Kermit
    My Finger Smells Like Pork
    Kermit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-27-10
    Posts: 32,557
    Betpoints: 2611

    Sounds like a sciatic nerve issue. It happens when you have too much money in your wallet.
    Points Awarded:

    Shute gave Kermit 10 SBR Point(s) for this post.


  25. #25
    Da Manster!
    Da Manster!'s Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-13-07
    Posts: 17,666
    Betpoints: 2858

    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Hey Donk, It could a possible blood clot in the veins in you leg. It's called Deep Vein Thrombosis, DVT for short. It is a serious and possibly life threatening condition. You should get it checked out bro.

    And on a side note....Fuk you Rudy! You drunk loser!
    good point, Mike...I was thinking the same thing...hey Donk...are you diabetic by any chance?...you might have thrown several clots, let alone one...Make an appointment with your doctor and get an MRI or ultrasound done on it ASAP.

  26. #26
    RudyRuetigger
    Leave of absence until March Madness
    RudyRuetigger's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-24-10
    Posts: 64,799
    Betpoints: 55

    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Hey Donk, It could a possible blood clot in the veins in you leg. It's called Deep Vein Thrombosis, DVT for short. It is a serious and possibly life threatening condition. You should get it checked out bro.

    And on a side note....Fuk you Rudy! You drunk loser!
    weird

    this is the same guy that yesterday said:

    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Nice hit Rudy
    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post


    ive never seen a guy so bipolar

    off the weed bro??

  27. #27
    The Kraken
    The Kraken's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-24-11
    Posts: 28,917
    Betpoints: 532

    Donk, you’re not grounded. Get copper wire and run it out your window to a grounding rod. The just hold onto the wire and you’ll probably be fine.
    Points Awarded:

    gauchojake gave The Kraken 2 Betpoint(s) for this post.


  28. #28
    grease lightnin
    &
    grease lightnin's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-01-12
    Posts: 16,015
    Betpoints: 3185

    I have a couple disc bulges and a little bit of scoliosis.

    I feel like a cell phone is vibrating in my pocket when there is nothing in my pocket pretty often.

  29. #29
    Slipknot26
    Slipknot26's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-17-15
    Posts: 5,046
    Betpoints: 1575

    Could be L4/L5 disc or a pitched nerve running down your leg .
    Worse shit ever , left leg and foot was numb , tingling through the toes . It's like a shock for a second or two
    Literally couldn't feel if my foot was hitting the ground so didn't know if I would literally fall or not . Scary when you can't feel or tell if you're walking .
    Nothing two surgeries couldn't fix
    Maybe it's just a pitch nerve and goes away

  30. #30
    RudyRuetigger
    Leave of absence until March Madness
    RudyRuetigger's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-24-10
    Posts: 64,799
    Betpoints: 55

    this is how i view posters in this thread other than myself:


  31. #31
    lakerboy
    lakerboy's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 04-02-09
    Posts: 94,077
    Betpoints: 7738

    Donk don't leave your wallet in your pocket while you drive

  32. #32
    JIBBBY
    JIBBBY's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-10-09
    Posts: 83,138
    Betpoints: 11999

    That's what happens when you over do it with the visual porn and those 3 a day jerk off sessions..

    Slow your roll bud you'll live longer ...

    Points Awarded:

    Shute gave JIBBBY 10 SBR Point(s) for this post.


  33. #33
    grease lightnin
    &
    grease lightnin's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-01-12
    Posts: 16,015
    Betpoints: 3185

    Fuk surgery

    Do yoga

  34. #34
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    shit, now i'm sittin her jerkin off with the wrong hand, copper wire tied around my neck and running out the window to the lightning rod, in cold weather (for us texans, anyway), freezing my ass off watching yoga videos on youtube and a delayed cowboys game (i'm still early third quarter).....

    thanks, gentlemen!

    I feel a little better, and it stops if i stomp on my left foot with my right.....

  35. #35
    eidolon
    USA
    eidolon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-02-08
    Posts: 9,531
    Betpoints: 15766

    Time to go see the doctor mate






123 Last
Top