[Auto Donk]

Fact #2: Anal stimulation isn’t just for gay men.

The belief that anal stimulation can and should only appeal to homosexual men can cause insecurity, leaving heterosexual men embarrassed to admit their preferences. A study of 1,478 heterosexual men shows that 18 percent reported a history of insertive anal intercourse, 15 percent said they’d received analingus, and 24 percent had received anal fingering.

“Anal and prostate response, including orgasm, is not linked to sexual orientation—plenty of heterosexual men like to explore it with female partners,” Queen says. “Many men also add anal stimulation to solo sex activities; prostate stimulators like the Aneros may be of special interest to those heterosexual men who don’t want to use a representational (penis-shaped) dildo.” The Aneros line was designed by a doctor for clinical use in men who needed prostate massage, but the company found that men enjoyed using the products for erotic purposes as well.

Fact #3: Vibrators aren’t just for women.

Vibrators are typically marketed toward women, but the assumption that men can’t or don’t enjoy them can promote feelings of shame for men who may enjoy the stimulation. “Many companies make vibrators specifically for men,” Queen says, adding that regardless of gender, everybody has specialized nerve endings sensitive to the sensation. “Many guys find vibration especially feels good on the corona—the ring around the base of the head of the penis.”


and here I thought JJ was beggin me for beers, when he kept saying he wanted my f'n corona....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Good info!

Thanks Donker

[Auto Donk]

wife's been eyeing my cinnamon ring for a couple of months.....

ratcheting up the pressure big time after the party last night.....

need those "kink pills" she took to wear off quick, or I may be in trouble....

where's my stand in body double stevie k when I really f'n need him....

I'm hiding out in the pool house now

[DiggityDaggityDo]

How many women did you ravage last night Donker?

[Auto Donk]

4-6....

when they blind folded me and tied me down on the bed and were takin' turns, they said it was only four, but I could sense at least five different vaginal deminsions, and six different degrees of heat....

I'm only counting it as four for the tallybooks....

don't want to face claims of wilt the stilt exagguration when I right my book a few years from now....

[PittsburghPlayer]

heavy shit...

not you, me...
just overdosed on weed
it`s ok I`ve done this before
knowledge/power
you are an attorney? right? an officer of the Court, right?

ok, cool

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Did you put any of them in this position?

[PittsburghPlayer]

take your time Auto, thanks to trip D I have to go jerk a load
it`s ok
I`ve done this before

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Auto Donk]

i did have two on their shoulders, back to back, p's up, and was oil derrickin' em back in forth (holdin' my schwants in the directly-pointing-downward direction.....) kinda similar to that.....

here, i had to piece the shit together even to illustrate....

imagine these two hos naked, not twins, and me straddling over them, oil derricking them with my schwantz, back and forth, back in forth....

if one of em got somethin', they both got it now.....:

[Auto Donk]

ps... oil derrick/pump jack illustration:




and donk climax oil-field related image:

[Auto Donk]

and, of course, a typical sausage fest new jersey loser bar that JJ Gold would frequent oil field image:

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker did the husbands of these swinger babes watch you plug their wives?

[Auto Donk]

Donker did the husbands of these swinger babes watch you plug their wives?

one did, three didn't .... I didn't cut their coked up asses in on my viagra supply, so they sat out back around the DonkLand pool house and told stories about their glory days, wishing their junk would work.....

best strategy ever: offer free dik killing drugs, but no viagra to counter-effect them.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Lol so your wife didnt bang any other dudes?

All their peckers were limp?

[Auto Donk]

Lol so your wife didnt bang any other dudes?

All their peckers were limp?

you gotta know how to play the game, diggity.....

swingin' is dirtier than politics.....

I have two large pitchers of margaritas premixed/premade.... one for me and one laced with a little salt peter just in case..... theirs inside the fridge, mine in my mancave fridge upstairs....

and my wife strictly bi/non-full swap.... any guys with a problem with that rule always ultimately give in, "this one time", to their wives pleas to ride me just for a bit..... (usually b/c they're also rollin their asses off)


that, and a captive viagra supply, always come through.....


and trust me on this one thing for sure.... no guy wants to pull his shit out next to mine while experiencing "performance issues".....