1. 08-15-17 03:35 PM #1
    Wheatgrass
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    getting a fake wedding ring

    im 42 and in good shape. pretty good looking and im totally sick of gays giving me that look. was just playing poker and there was a slimy gay at the table and he wouldnt stop looking at me. sick of it. weird fuk
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  2. 08-15-17 03:36 PM #2
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    lol..you know he jacked to you later
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  3. 08-15-17 03:37 PM #3
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    Wjeater YOU are the bad guy if you resist their advances
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  4. 08-15-17 03:38 PM #4
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    it went past poker to him wondering if im in for some action. fuggin gross
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  5. 08-15-17 03:47 PM #5
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    Tell your gf that story she'll prob say youre just a homophobe, have had it happen.
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  6. 08-15-17 03:51 PM #6
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    Someone that is THIS against gay men, is definitely gay...

    BOL
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  7. 08-15-17 04:17 PM #7
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    You shore got a purty mouth.
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  8. 08-15-17 04:20 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Someone that is THIS against gay men, is definitely gay...

    BOL
    disgusting. i dont usually play poker so i play unorthodox, and at first i was wondering if he was sizing me up. but then he wouldnt stop. i like a good turbo tournament but i might never go back to this place because of this freak
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  9. 08-15-17 04:27 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheatgrass View Post
    disgusting. i dont usually play poker so i play unorthodox, and at first i was wondering if he was sizing me up. but then he wouldnt stop. i like a good turbo tournament but i might never go back to this place because of this freak
    Wow he really got in your head.....seems like a great poker strategy if you can pull it off.
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  10. 08-15-17 04:28 PM #10
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    Bitches do it all the time... Why can't you bro-ski? You also probably play an instrument, dance quite well, and suck a mean egg plant making all of us straight guys looks like shit.
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  11. 08-15-17 04:43 PM #11
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    Did he fist you gently???
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  12. 08-15-17 04:47 PM #12
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  13. 08-15-17 04:49 PM #13
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    closeted gays are the most homophobic
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  15. 08-15-17 04:55 PM #15
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    Wheaties, did he backdoor you on the river?
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  16. 08-15-17 04:57 PM #16
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    what a bunch of clowns here
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  17. 08-15-17 04:59 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post

    Wheaties, did he backdoor you on the river?

    Ace on River


    Big Slick fukked Wheaty
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  18. 08-15-17 05:04 PM #18
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  19. 08-15-17 05:10 PM #19
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    im fine with flamboyant gays. even closet gays that dont stare. but the mid 40's unemployed man who wont stop looking at me and would not even say anything after i finally said "whats up"

    weird shtt you had to be there to feel the freaky feeling. these guys have different brains
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  20. 08-15-17 05:12 PM #20
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    Wheaty = Queer Bait
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  21. 08-15-17 05:13 PM #21
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  22. 08-15-17 05:21 PM #22
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    A side effect of getting a wedding ring is that women will suddenly become much more into you. Always want something that is out of reach.
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  23. 08-15-17 08:05 PM #23
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    thought about it and i wont be going back there. i only play tournaments and if he was at my table it would just be so weird. i dont want him to find out my name or see my license plate either
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  24. 08-15-17 08:08 PM #24
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    Honestly, they can smell their own type. Don't deny it any longer. Let nature take its long, windy and sometimes rough course. Smell the roses and lick some butthole. You know you want to.
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  25. 08-15-17 08:08 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterstpub87 View Post
    A side effect of getting a wedding ring is that women will suddenly become much more into you. Always want something that is out of reach.
    This

    Not only would it keep queers away but it will make women much more interested

    Only thing better is being out with a good looking woman. Of course you completely fall of the gaydar but other women go nuts wondering who this guy is with this hot chick they are jealous of
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  26. 08-15-17 08:35 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    Honestly, they can smell their own type. Don't deny it any longer. Let nature take its long, windy and sometimes rough course. Smell the roses and lick some butthole. You know you want to.
    another punk
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  27. 08-15-17 08:39 PM #27
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  28. 08-15-17 08:52 PM #28
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  29. 08-15-17 09:05 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollars2Donuts View Post
    Honestly, they can smell their own type. Don't deny it any longer. Let nature take its long, windy and sometimes rough course. Smell the roses and lick some butthole. You know you want to.
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  30. 08-15-17 09:18 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    Tell your gf that story she'll prob say youre just a homophobe, have had it happen.
    bro youre liberal

    95% your gf is a man anyway
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  31. 08-15-17 09:27 PM #31
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    Interesting how you don't like gays looking at you..but it's ok u talk to young girls at work or bar etc wnd wsnt sex right away. Even if she doesnt and knows your intent..u care less. But u want gays to care about your feelings.
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    The fact that it bothers yoy..neans you have emotional issues..seek help
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  33. 08-15-17 09:29 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    Tell your gf that story she'll prob say youre just a homophobe, have had it happen.
    You mean your boyfriend right? Stop lying.
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  34. 08-15-17 09:31 PM #34
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    Being gay is a mental disorder. And how come queers always have money? Is there some gay check they get every week or something?
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  35. 08-15-17 09:35 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    Being gay is a mental disorder. And how come queers always have money? Is there some gay check they get every week or something?
    well lets just say they do not have to buy steak, etc bc they get another kind of meat free so it saves on grocery bill

    ok??
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