1. 08-19-17 08:35 AM #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Same girl that was banging Gronk.

    And half the D-backs team I guess.



    According to Jones, an Arizona baseball agent, Terry Bross,[15] used her to help recruit potential clients in 2010. Bross would introduce her to the baseball players after several Arizona Diamondbacks games.[16][17][18] Jones has also been allegedly linked with other professional athletes from Major League Baseball and the National Hockey League.[8][19][20][21][22]
    Biz Nasty of the Coyotes and twitter infamy went on a date with her through a local radio station. Said she was full of shit and a kind of a bitch. She called him a d-bag. She's definitely a jersey chaser.
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    that's why i often used the reply, "yes, I am Dan Majerle" when asked by a f'n obvious jersey chaser......

    love hollywood star chasers, too, and always responded "yes, I am young Tommy Lee Jones", or "yes, I am Dean Cain" when in Hollywood and L.A. in general....

    once even had to say, "no, I am not Shooter McGavin....." to one person wanting to blow me...... f'n seeweed.....
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  3. 08-19-17 10:40 AM #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yeah, so many sluts in this world.

    I love it.
    Dude sometimes I think god was a bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Dude sometimes I think god was a bro.
    on the flipside, if you were a babe, you could fuk anytime you wanted, pretty much with anyone you wanted, by merely showing up at any bar, party, or fuk it, even church, and saying "who wants to fuk me????"

    women can get dick anytime they want it, 24-7, and generally don't even have to look that good to do so......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    on the flipside, if you were a babe, you could fuk anytime you wanted, pretty much with anyone you wanted, by merely showing up at any bar, party, or fuk it, even church, and saying "who wants to fuk me????"

    women can get dick anytime they want it, 24-7, and generally don't even have to look that good to do so......
    True,Chris Rock had a good joke about that.

    And sadly as you get to youre 30's girls that you wouldn't have given a second glance to,start looking good,you ever notice that man.
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    always been a gift of mine, to recognize wonderful attributes in some women other dumbasses didn't notice......

    and makin' a woman feel beautiful, even if she's marginal by typical standards, is half the game at least......

    and why my batting avg. is so damn high......
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    Taylor Rain is sexy
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    I thought rachel maddow was a guy????


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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I thought rachel maddow was a guy????


    Looks like a guy to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maggiethebestdog View Post
    Looks like a guy to me.
    not to mention a full-blown chubby chaser.....

    nothing like being on the bottom of a sixty-nine with a babby belly like that.... f'n thing will damn near suffocate you if you're not careful....

    (at least that's what i've HEARD)
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    Donk, did you see your girl Jessica Drake. She is now doing "Trans Sex". I thinks she's banging a bunch of pre op Caitlyn Jenner's now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alling View Post
    nothing better then sex with a porn star.
    Except sex with anyone but a porn star.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    Donk, did you see your girl Jessica Drake. She is now doing "Trans Sex". I thinks she's banging a bunch of pre op Caitlyn Jenner's now.

    old porn ho's are only as cinematic as their options.... sad.....

    glad I hit that shit in it's prime back in 06.....
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    still gets my vote for sexiest.... even fisted herself on film:









    ps..... I already did this thread a while back....

    some good pooon in here:


    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...-time-who.html
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    and of course, LSRJ (Long Schlong Ron Jeremy):





    and if he'd gone into porn:

    TSJJG (Tiny Schshort JJ Gold):





    Not hard to see who'd win the "satisfaction to the female" matchup betweeen The Hedgehog vs. The Grey Marble......


    One is a virtual tri-pod while the other has to repeatedly shift his nub to enable it to catch enough light to verify that it even exists.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ps..... I already did this thread a while back....

    some good pooon in here:


    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...-time-who.html
    You just linked back to this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    Donita dunnes

    My man slayer out here posting everday middle aged housewives and shit lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    You just linked back to this thread
    yeah, i'm hung over and thought someone had started a new f'n thread on the same damn topic..... had no idea someone had simply drudged up this crap from the past.....

    my bad....
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    Old school.....back in the day.
    has legs for miles....

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    something's off with this ho:




    almost expect a batch of The Crabs to come flying out of her panties like that flock of bats used to do at the start of the Scooby Doo cartoons back in the day on early saturday mornings.....



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