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ps.... not to "waste" the tab.... she cleaned it up ATM style.....
no, not paying me money from an atm machine, but rather some hot-ass Ass To Mouth treatment.....
AD
ps... anyone who thinks X is bad has never experienced the pure goodness that comes from a babe's lowered inhibitions while rollin' her ass off......
Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-20-17 at 11:04 AM.
I feel like this thread is finally picking up steam.
get your hands on a few of these next week stevie, and let the fun ensue:Originally Posted by stevek173
you can see where the "Giant Smurf Dick" came from......
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Yeah man
I'm in, ty
these "double stacked" dolphins would ensure the time of their lives:
Where do I get them
This is a college town. Donker I'm confident in my abilities but if I get the word on the street that I'm the best lay in town I'll have it made out here man.
college towns run rampant with the stuff......
but you may be a bit long in the tooth and if you start asking questions about where to get some, you'll be pegged as a narc....
and not the kind of peggin' you like.....
my contact for such activity back in the day was a Columbian with a hot ass wife who I represented in a dwi case.....
he wound up busted for drug dealin' and had to go up..... I had to take care of his swingin' wife and her hot friend for years (I was single and this was during DonkLand's hey day)..... haven't ever had to shop for the shit anywhere else since then..... (i've posted photos of her friend sitting in my lap in the past)
underground poker room game runners almost always deal drugs on the side.... find an underground room and you'll find X..... and anything else you might want
Bartenders are usually a good go to for stuff like that.
indeed.... tho i've never had to go that route.....
avoid this when acquiring drugs:
Geez really praying Mrs. Donk doesn't google AUTODONK and find this round of post.....not quite sure how much more she can take
all activity described in this thread in the referenced posts was put up merely to flush out the ever-so-inquisitive Ms. Donk's latest computuer "tapps" (in the words of our prez), to see if I, like Trump, am still being surveiled.
further, all the salacious activity referenced therein occurred 3-4 years before I ever met the oh-so-exquisite Ms. Donk......
Lastly, Ms. Donk has heard all these stories before, particulary the "Giant Smurf Dick" account, and she thought it was hysterical......
now, where were we?
oh yah:
Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-20-17 at 02:57 PM.
I only play in casinos man.
Will have to go bartender route.
Thank you for advice.
Need some grade A puss.
Yeah, not creepy at all. 54 year old dude who just got out of prison following high school- college girls.
at the 20 second mark, the girl on left turned around to observe who was "near" her
it was then 173 ended his surveillance of the unsuspecting 12 yr olds and ended the video.
If I were to answer for Donkster,
the answer would be to punch you in the mouth. Bet he and just a few others would agree.
sick fukk
Dude they were wearing backpacks.
What could go wrong?
They are somebody's daughters.
Stevie come on....I don't ever agree with Dom but Christ man, this isn't a good look
pick your spots brother
Yeah Brick and Philly, noted - I was just goofing off, I live right near a predominantly female university so they were likely young college girls, definitely not high school given what time it was. Just making a goofie vid and having fun is all. I talk to the older ones a little and they're cool.
from what I could see, those girls were alredy moving at a pretty good clip at the start of the video...... wondering what the fuk this creepy old guy quickly following them was trying to pulll......
then they hear you mumbling some shit akin to "what would jesus do," but they hear the term "auto donk" and think you're f'n insane......
if the video hAd continued, i'm pretty sure they would have finally sceamed And took off on deAd run as fast as they could....
Fixed this
Stevie
where the f*ck do live you man(?). Here's a map to help "perhaps" make your conquest easier..............
http://jonathansoma.com/singles/
I thought it was a map of listed sex offenders in ones neighborhood.
Boston, You are a good/funny fukker...
those maps were some funny shit.... you can see the trends of men kickin' their old hos to the curb and gettin younger ones to fill their shoes.....
there are hardly any single women available under the age of 30, but once women get age 40 and up, the number of them that are single dwarf the number of single available men.....
young single men, on the other hand, dwarf the number of single women available.....
older single women dwarf the number of older single men available.....
the losers: young single men (much available) without the game or money to compete with older successful guys that are "poaching" young single women, and older women single after 40 -- no one wants those old hos
you never seem to disappoint AD
And further, your probably right
Last time you looked 28, you were 19.
Appreciate the map Bandit, good stuff.
Making a note of this binding points wager from Bostongambler.
For all we know you already got revolked. You certainly did enough out here in your videos to warrant it. Some how I don't think the judges orders were that you were allowered to stalk high school girls and then record them and put them on the internet.
Too bad your N. Carl bet didn't win by the way. Should of listened to me.
I corrected the multiple spelling errors in your erroneous, nonsensical post so that it is somewhat legible English, save for the horrid grammar but hey - we can't ask a donkey to become a horse, can we.
Moving on, you made the wager and you will pay it when it loses or you will be labeled a stiff in points forum. When you made this wager my points total was 212 which *1.7 = 360.4, I'll waive the .4 as long as payment is timely.
This has nothing to do with abandoned car washes or nieces. I know in your ideal world everything does, but this does not.
Last edited by stevek173; 03-27-17 at 10:08 AM.
Listen you lowlife scumbag stiff there was never any bet made or excepted. Come to a library near us and take the beat down that you deserve.
However, speaking in truths, not lowlife antics that you are used to, have you paid back the money you stole from that girl yet?
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