[Auto Donk]

9 am this morning.....

should be a fun day!!!


Wikileaks Releases Encrypted "Vault 7" Torrent, Will Unveil Password Tuesday 9am

Last month, following a series of seemingly random tweets by Wikileaks, we reported that starting on February 4th, each day Wikileaks began sending out a series of cryptic question Tweets teasing the world about “Vault 7”. The questions were framed in Who, What, When, Where, Why, and How format (but not in that order). Each came with an image “clue”.


Here they are in chronological order starting with the earliest.

• What: The first tweet shows a picture of the Svalbard Global Seed Vault.'
• Where: The second tweet shows a picture of a vault in a former salt mine in Merkers, Germany where Nazis stored money, gold, paintings, and other valuables during World War II. This mine vault was captured by the United States in April 1945.'

• When: The third tweet shows a picture of a Pratt & Whitney F119 airplane engine, which is the engine for the Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor. The picture in the tweet was taken on April 9th, 2010 at Langley Air Force Base as part of a story published on April 12th about the soundproof "hush houses" used for jet engine testing.

• Who: The fourth tweet shows a picture of the Manning, Assange, and Snowden "infamous spies" posters released by the Defense Security Service.

• Why: The fifth tweet shows a picture from the article Keeping Structures Strong, which discusses the 509th Civil Engineer Squadron's work repairing infrastructure on Whiteman Air Force Base. The specific picture tweeted is captioned "Staff Sgt. Adam Boyd, 509th Civil Engineer Squadron structural supervisor, welds a box blade for a snow plow, Feb. 27. Structures Airmen perform jobs such as this one to save the Air Force from having to possibly spend money on parts made by civilian companies."

• How: Or, more specifically, "How did #Vault7 make its way to WikiLeaks?" The sixth tweet shows a picture of "Surveillance of mailboxes in Berlin". The picture is caption "When mailboxes were being observed by Stasi agents, every person posting a letter was photographed. Some films found in the Stasi archives also show persons dressed in civilian clothing emptying the mailbox after the conclusion of the surveillance action."

While it is possible that Vault 7 is directly related to one of these pictures, these pictures may just be representative images, part of some sort of pattern, or clues about the answers to the corresponding questions. As the pictures are images of entirely different things (and no longer just pictures of vaults), each individual picture being related to the answer of the question tweeted along with it seems quite plausible.



Then, after a flurry of appearances over a month ago, the topic of "Vault 7" faded away from the Wikileaks twitter account, until Monday evening, when in a tweet around 7:30pm, Wikileaks announced that it had released an encrypted 'torrent' file, just over 500 MB in size and which can be downloaded now at the following URL, will be made accessible for everyone tomorrow at 9am ET when Wikileaks releases the passphrase.
View image on Twitter

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a trusted source of mine in the doj says it will be a bad day for the cia....

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catch the online press conference to be held on this topic shortly.....

and take a shot at Chris Cuomo for me if you're in new york, please....

he needs to go

[rkelly110]

Snitches get stitches.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

a trusted source of mine in the doj says

Donk... I was drunk on mamajuana when I told you these things, pal. DISREGARD. That thing I told you about Aidra Fox & Peter Dinklage & all those other midgets and the Womanizer sex toy is all TRUE, however. WoRd

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just pick up your smart phone and tell the gov't hello....

you don't even need to touch any buttons, their supercomputers are already listening.....

or wave to them on your smart tv......

orwell never had a clue how bad we'd have it.....


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ps... Chimp has been acting strange.... well stranger.... as of late.... I think they turned him

what I thought was him takin' an extra hour to rampage the neighborhood late night may have in fact been him using the extra time during the rampages to meet with his cia handlers..... this sucks

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on a serious note, some of the revelations in Vault 7 are already confirming a lot of the public's greatest fears as far as the extent of intrusion into our lives by our very own over-reaching gov't is concerned......

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cia can now wreck your car by infiltrating its computer system.... drive you off a cliff if they want.....


undetectable assassinations by simply wrecking whoever they might want to kill.....

can someone book me a one way ticket to Jamaica, please?

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ps.... to SBR brass.....

I will gladly accept my voice over/announcing job with the company and move to Costa Rica.....

US gov't completely ... uh.... what is the word that is so chic now.... uh... yah.... uh.... "UNHINGED".....

not a problem if you need me to whack a few heads of rival gaming review sites to "prove my loyalty" to The Bull..... I'll even drape each of their bodies in one of those bad ass-swag SBR beach blankets to send an even firmer message.....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

on a serious note,

Yes, on a serious note, check out some of Adria Rae's fine work; she's currently nominated for Spankbang's "Best New Cummer" award... for real (even tho she's been around for last couple years... awards slow to catch up).

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And oh, yeah... I forgot: just for the historical record, George Orwell was a known perv. He would've been just fine with something like "Brazzers House", for instance. BOOK IT

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my wife says the dudes in the black van out front may be f'n hackin' our shit as we speak......

as I didn't change my avatar, I think she may be right.....


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ps... sorry, Small b wussy waves, I can't show off your "world's greatest scam artist" award ceremony and flappy b-cups, and flappy a-cups, photos any longer.....

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And oh, yeah... I forgot: just for the historical record, George Orwell was a known perv. He would've been just fine with something like "Brazzers House", for instance. BOOK IT

yep, cia hacked us and is seriously f'n with my day..... Brazzers not working any longer.....


my spankbang acct has been hacked, too... fukkers are vicious.... cleared my "favorites" list.....

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from bad to f'n worse.....

dusted off the old VCR player, finally found the cords and got it running, only to find the 17 year old videotapes in my collection are either frozen and won't play, or play warped as shit.....

and are definitely not the hi def I've become accustomed to......

warped tape has the moans of babes sounding like wounded buffaloes...... hard to concentrate on bustin' a nut during my morning jerk with that shit playin' in the background.....

this is so fukked............

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quick question for someone to help me out with here right quick....

is it normal for a bad ass lookin' all-black helicopter that doesn't make a sound to be circling your residential compound????


and for your pet Chimp to suddenly grab his belongings and run like mad away from the house????

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On another serious note, my Vizio Smart TV I have in a spare room was recently outed for tracking software (which they then sell to advertisers and who knows who else); you have to go in manually to "Settings" to disable the tracking. Spying fukkin pricks... hope they enjoyed all the streaming Hollywood movies/porn while it lasted before I disabled the setting. BASTARDS

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On another serious note, my Vizio Smart TV I have in a spare room was recently outed for tracking software (which they then sell to advertisers and who knows who else); you have to go in manually to "Settings" to disable the tracking. Spying fukkin pricks... hope they enjoyed all the streaming Hollywood movies/porn while it lasted before I disabled the setting. BASTARDS

my wife always asks a lot of questions when I have my smart phone on me in vegas and dozens of those "escort site" vans start following us non-stop....

it created a f'n 22-van/truck log jam in the Rio parking lot a few summers ago when I last played the WSOP


my responses, in the order I gave them: "I have no idea......" "I don't know what the fuk youre talkin' about".... "wasn't me"..... "I was drunk".... "maybe I won a contest....." "well, as long as they're here, can we get one???"

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my responses, in the order I gave them: "I have no idea......" "I don't know what the fuk youre talkin' about".... "wasn't me"..... "I was drunk".... "maybe I won a contest....." "well, as long as they're here, can we get one???"

Ollie North would be soooo damn proud of you. KUDOS

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^^... on second thought, so would Peter North. KUDOS again...

[GUMMO77]

Could the timing be more obvious

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I plan to wear my "SBR Poker" / "Shithole Be Rigged" t-shirt during my congressional hearing testimony on my knowledge of the doj leak later this summer......

beerdog, please wear your's as well and come to the Hill with me, as I will need your steady wisdom, even-keel demeanor, and emotional support before, during, and after my testimony.....

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Could the timing be more obvious

GUMMO ... fuk all the political hackneyed manipulations and let's talk turkey bout all that really matters: Adria Rae or Marley Brinx? And don't just give it to the Canuck cuz you secretly lust after Beerdog...

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maybe I'll get waves to come and sit in the audience, like that mobster dude in the Godfather did, when he brought in the snitch's twin brother from Italy to sit in the audience, and then I too can laff and deny that there was any leak in the DOJ.....



i'll look over my shoulder, and uneasily look at the flappy-tittied, mardi-gra'ing, dong-attachment wearing waves, and deny the leak existed.....

then the senators will yell and demand that this fukstick reveal his identity:

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

^^ ... related to Ed Meese??? Just askin.....

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Pretty sure I can tie the CIA to my recent bad luck at the SBR Poker tables....

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update.... all encryption useless.... cia found a way to insert surveillance into actual computer chips, such that they can surveil at their leisure, encryption notwithstanding....

the kicker? the dumbasses had a leak and the russians and chinese also have the technology.....

buy computer stocks, Apple, and Samsung.... as once the patch to this is uncovered, everyone will be chuckin' their laptops and smartphones purchased between 2011 and the present... (ie, all of them).....

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until then, enjoy a gander at these:




and, enjoy watching AutoDolph doin' what he does best:




ps... I love the way AutoDolph's handler to the left just stands the fuk back once he gets down to business.....

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ps... I love the way AutoDolph's handler to the left just stands the fuk back once he gets down to business.....

Meh, no choice, really... AutoDolph had called "Shotgun!" and the handler was simply resigned to sloppy seconds.

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Meh, no choice, really... AutoDolph had called "Shotgun!" and the handler was simply resigned to sloppy seconds.

rather true on the "no choice" sentiment.... when AutoDolph was but just a young dolphin pup, I trained him to never be denied dat puzzy, and to OWN DAT PUZZY!!!

I'd rather be between five mother grizzlies and their various cubs than be in between AutoDolph and a fishy-smellin' wageen..... (pronounced "wah - zheeen")


now if I could just find my turncoat spook Chimp.....

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Off Topic...

but fuk wikileaks and their teaser marketing.

Became permanently irrelevant when they lied about the last data dump a month before the election and just held a back patting party for themselves instead.

If they have anything important to share just do it instead of acting like a 15 yo teasing facebook friends first.



And now back to regular programming...

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not teasing when a group of pedophilia investigators suddenly have their jet crash due to their airliner being hacked and crashed.....

a gov't run amok....


even AutoDolph could sniff this upcoming scandal out.....

ok, that's a bad analogy, as AutoDolph's keen sense of smell can detect the nastiest, fishiest vageen off the coast of Jamaica within minutes if he's withing two miles of it...... but you get the point....


AutoDolph at work.... or is it "play":

[rkelly110]

I'd like to beat the shit outa that smug coward piece of shit Assange. Snitches get their head curb stomped.

[hostile takeover]

We're finding out what Trump is up against.

This is a battle for the ages.

People can hate Trump because of what the media has told them, but at some point need to understand that he's one of the only ones that can turn this ship around.

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assange is just a patsy for the cia..... the cia ratted out Clit-on.....

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my source was right.....

even cnn, the most trusted name in news according to Darth Vader, is reporting on it......

and yes, they can control your f'n car if you have onstar...... uh oh!!!