1. 01-23-17 08:57 PM #1
    The Kraken
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    Post your 2017 Tax Returns

    Should read 2016

    About $10,500

    Next year we'll be paying capital gains taxes out the keester

    Gonna enjoy this one while I can
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  2. 01-23-17 09:05 PM #2
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    You mean 2016 tax refund, not return. I have no idea. Won't have all my 1099's for a while.
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  3. 01-23-17 09:13 PM #3
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    Unacceptable answer

    Means you probably have yoo much money

    I've already spent mine
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  4. 01-23-17 09:17 PM #4
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    anyone getting money back is broke
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  5. 01-23-17 09:22 PM #5
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    i pay weeky ...broke
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  6. 01-23-17 09:26 PM #6
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    2016 Tax Return

    14 kids(no theyre not mine silly)

    Return Expected - $108,473.43(pending)

    Registered conservative
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    Hu$tle gave jtoler 2 Betpoint(s) for this post.

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  7. 01-23-17 09:57 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    anyone getting money back is broke
    This will be our first year getting a refund in 10 years of marriage, we'll take it!

    Next year we're gonna likely pay the pres salary
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  8. 01-23-17 09:58 PM #8
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    Don't work, live in my Moms basement
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  9. 01-23-17 10:27 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    anyone getting money back is broke
    Either that or they don't know what time value of money is.

    Get your tax info right so you don't have to give the government a 12 month interest free lone every damn year. Hang on to your own money and aim to get 0 refund!
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  10. 01-23-17 10:41 PM #10
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    Unreal
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  11. 01-23-17 10:44 PM #11
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    If you get a refund you have the government an interest free loan.
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  12. 01-23-17 11:02 PM #12
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  13. 01-23-17 11:21 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Should read 2016

    About $10,500

    Next year we'll be paying capital gains taxes out the keester

    Gonna enjoy this one while I can
    Capital gains aren't shit. Try A.m.t. every year you worked. Thanks Jimmy carter.
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  14. 01-23-17 11:23 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Should read 2016

    About $10,500

    Next year we'll be paying capital gains taxes out the keester

    Gonna enjoy this one while I can
    You should get a better accountant.
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  15. 01-23-17 11:26 PM #15
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    Offshore sportsbooks = no taxes

    Legalize online sports betting so we can pay our taxes on our winnings. Trump should legalize this to make America great again.
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  16. 01-24-17 04:59 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Should read 2016

    About $10,500

    Next year we'll be paying capital gains taxes out the keester

    Gonna enjoy this one while I can
    I make sure I stay under the welfare maximum earnings guidelines so I can get the most kickbacks.

    In honor of Obama. Long live Obama.
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  17. 01-24-17 05:08 AM #17
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    I owe $18
    FML
    Got till April to come up with it.
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  18. 01-24-17 05:10 AM #18
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    People that brag about getting money back have no assets or just loaned out assets
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  19. 01-24-17 07:09 AM #19
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    Al Sharpton doesnt pay his taxes, why should I?
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  20. 01-24-17 07:11 AM #20
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  21. 01-24-17 07:27 AM #21
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    Refund $376
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  22. 01-24-17 07:28 AM #22
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    Owe every year. Some worse than others.
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  23. 01-24-17 07:31 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    People that brag about getting money back have no assets or just loaned out assets
    Trump and Buffet would disagree

    You should get a better accountant
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  24. 01-24-17 08:12 AM #24
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    10k Krackman? Don't give the govt that money to hold for you, get it on your check.

    Haven't gotten my W2's yet, but been averaging 1,500 a year.
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  25. 01-24-17 08:18 AM #25
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    The reality is that with interest rates as low as they are, it doesn't make much difference if you let the govt hold on to extra tax money for a few months. You won't have much return holding it in a savings account or money market. If you own a business, then this is a different story. But for non-business owning degens, it may be a good idea to let the IRS hold some cash for you for a little while.
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  26. 01-24-17 08:55 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    The reality is that with interest rates as low as they are, it doesn't make much difference if you let the govt hold on to extra tax money for a few months. You won't have much return holding it in a savings account or money market. If you own a business, then this is a different story. But for non-business owning degens, it may be a good idea to let the IRS hold some cash for you for a little while.
    Can't argue that. Out of paycheck, out of mind.
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  27. 01-24-17 08:58 AM #27
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    I still owe from last year.
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  28. 01-24-17 09:04 AM #28
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    bostongambler would have to pay a 'clown' tax on both federal and state returns for being too weak and fragile

    he also can deduct all of those complaints that he, or one of his patsies, sent to mods
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  29. 01-24-17 09:08 AM #29
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    I owe more than I have.

    Will probably go to prison.

    fuk
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  30. 01-24-17 09:09 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I owe more than I have.

    Will probably go to prison.

    fuk
    Dangles don't forget to deduct your spreadsheet - that might help a little
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  31. 01-24-17 09:15 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Dangles don't forget to deduct your spreadsheet - that might help a little
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  32. 01-24-17 09:16 AM #32
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    I'm currently under audit but I'd be happy to release them when that's finished
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  33. 01-24-17 09:24 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post
    I owe $18
    FML
    Got till April to come up with it.
    Perfect, I try to pay a little every year.
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  34. 01-24-17 09:33 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOM_Toretto View Post
    Either that or they don't know what time value of money is.

    Get your tax info right so you don't have to give the government a 12 month interest free lone every damn year    . Hang on to your own money and aim to get 0 refund!
    very smart post...don't wait for over a year to get your money back
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  35. 01-24-17 09:34 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    2016 Tax Return

    14 kids(no theyre not mine silly)

    Return Expected - $108,473.43(pending)

    Registered conservative



    another fine example of a hillary voter
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