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As I was shutting off the liberals over at Rival Network CNN (having fully had my fill of liberal crying, whining, and women protest planning for Trump's big day), I saw a totally lucious "glowing" rack practically beckoning me to keep watching.....

pop these pups up on the screen, and you have my total f'n attention:



and this still shot doesn't do them justice..... in the vid, 3-d, those melons cast a huge shadow, and make both nuts on any normal male start an in-sack fight with each other to start producing enough gizz for a load that is soon to follow......

near the end of gawking at Ms. Grenier's glowing flourescent orange howitzers, I finally came out of my " induced trance" long enough to see what the fuk product this ho was pitching now.....

low and behold, it was the Simply Fit Board.....


As the Bash is right around the corner, I wondered if I should order one via Fed Ex to try and "slim and trim my 'core'," as they termed it......

After dispelling that stupid notion, I wondered if this shit might actually work.

But then, those flourescent orange howitzers re-entered my mind, so I was off to pornhub for five minutes, then figured in honor of Ms. Grenier's ample bossom, I'd find the video, screen shot that rack, and post it as my avatar......

that's when I was suddenly inundated with a bunch of fat pigs who's ordered this shit, and were now trying to make a buck by reviewing it on youtube......

I thought of diggity.... then the manster.... and knew what I had to do:

would you hit this babe???? (manster makes it 1-0 in favor of "I'd hit it").




something about her cute insecurity and voice puts her into "I'd hit it" land for me too.....

so, Dani Raye is up 2-0.....

DNN Consumer Product Reports^tm -- 1-17-17

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GREINER ALERT:

DON'T WORRY ABOUT WATCHING SHIT of this video except :16-:24; :29; and 1:41-1:46....






and tell me that f'n rack isn't translucent, three-D, dying to get out of those tight f'n constraints!!!!


DNN

ps... for all you fahgs like bobbywaves, feel free to catch a glimpse of an apparent cameo by shirtless kahk sucker Aaron Rodgers at 1:34- 1:39.... no wonder his family, like waves' family, disowned the homo.....