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    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
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    "dnn breaking news!!!!!!"

    [imagine wolf blitzer type saying, "we interrupt our broadcast to bring you this breaking news, out of Moscow"]


    "Donk News Network brings you this breaking news, out of Moscow. A woman has stuck a f'n chicken up her vagina!!!"

    [roll clip. SKIP TO 3:16 OF VIDEO CLIP]:



    [CUT BACK TO JENNIFER REYNA]




    MS REYNA'S TELEPROMPTER:

    "WOW, SHE REALLY DID JUST DO THAT"

    "SHE COULD PROBABLY EVEN HANDLE MY NEW BOSS WITH A VENT THAT BIG!!!!"

    [COMMERCIAL BREAK]

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    IAG
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    I don't know if that is our or mental illness. But wow.

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