[imagine wolf blitzer type saying, "we interrupt our broadcast to bring you this breaking news, out of Moscow"]
"Donk News Network brings you this breaking news, out of Moscow. A woman has stuck a f'n chicken up her vagina!!!"
[roll clip. SKIP TO 3:16 OF VIDEO CLIP]:
[CUT BACK TO JENNIFER REYNA]
MS REYNA'S TELEPROMPTER:
"WOW, SHE REALLY DID JUST DO THAT"
"SHE COULD PROBABLY EVEN HANDLE MY NEW BOSS WITH A VENT THAT BIG!!!!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]