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    mathdotcom
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    Joe James Goldstein

    How much for a day of your time?

    Would include:

    - a tour of your home
    - the office
    - the cellar where sickie gambler used to live
    - in person dance session, give me some pointers
    - tour of local delis, show me how you treat herbie in person
    - quick stop at track
    - you watch as i bang carole

    $10,000 negotiable

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    Now THIS is what we would call an "Indecent Proposal".


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    Good deal for JJ. He needs the cash. Both parties benefit. Then JJ can film it while he watches. Pretty dirty, but what the hell, for 10K I say it's exactly what JJ needs.

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    JJ get on this

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    I want to bang the broad from the little immigrant family he visits. Caroll is probably a oriole cookie eating slob.

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    BurtRapp has standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Would include:

    - in person dance session, give me some pointers


    Mathy, there is no way JJ will commit to this without elaboration on this request. He'd definitely want more $ if you are very touchy feely and try to reach around or play grab ass.

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    Would include:

    - a tour of your home................$1500

    - the office-$2000
    - the cellar where sickie gambler used to live---$800
    - in person dance session, give me some pointers---$500
    - tour of local delis, show me how you treat herbie in person--$300
    - quick stop at track--$300
    - you watch as i bang carole---there is no Carol

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    ok jj, in lieu of banging the fictitious carol just play "spike the rooster" with mathy,

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Would include:

    - a tour of your home................$1500

    - the office-$2000
    - the cellar where sickie gambler used to live---$800
    - in person dance session, give me some pointers---$500
    - tour of local delis, show me how you treat herbie in person--$300
    - quick stop at track--$300
    - you watch as i bang carole---there is no Carol

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    coach my agent will be in touch shortly

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Would include:

    - a tour of your home................$1500

    - the office-$2000
    - the cellar where sickie gambler used to live---$800
    - in person dance session, give me some pointers---$500
    - tour of local delis, show me how you treat herbie in person--$300
    - quick stop at track--$300
    - you watch as i bang carole---there is no Carol
    Pretty reasonable prices coach

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