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    MoMoneyMoVaughn
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    Do I need to go to the -- hospital?

    Woke up with this. Trying to decide whether I need stitches.
    Last edited by shari91; 12-26-16 at 12:17 AM.

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    pour a double and relax

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    take your fingers out of your ass and pour a four finger measure of scotch over one cube....pound it....rinse repeat...don't be a pussy

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    What happened pal?

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    Unless you want a big scare for the rest of your life ya. That needs to be stitched, if not you could just butterfly stitch it but as stated before it will leave a scare for the rest of your life

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    Yes. Go now!

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    Depends if you want a scar. Personally, I wouldn't waste my time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post

    Depends if you want a scar. Personally, I wouldn't waste my time.

    yep... Mo needs Butching-Up some

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    WTF Mo???? I would go get it stitched up....if not, you will be scarred and banged up like the rest of us

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    Go if you're gonna go. I did something similar only twice as bad and was too hungover to go the next day. Once I finally went 2 days later, it was too late to stitch.

    Last edited by reigle9; 12-25-16 at 11:51 AM.

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    Rough Christmas Eve huh? Drunken misstep I'm guessing. Low ceiling going down a stairwell to a basement?

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    I must be missing the obvious here, but how do you morons slice your heads open like that?

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    Can't you just use superglue and not make any facial expressions for a few days?
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    Mo, no, it's Christmas.

    Go tomorrow, if you're still alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thellama View Post
    I must be missing the obvious here, but how do you morons slice your heads open like that?
    Tripping in the dark into the corner of a wall.

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    Mo got pounded

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    Regie......what does it look like now?

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    Mo determined it was just a blob of jelly..... He is sorry for thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Regie......what does it look like now?
    I don't even notice it. There's a small bump and scar if you look for it.

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    Put a bandage on it....damn...stitches

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    opie1988
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    You ought to go get a couple of stitches. It'll help avoid a scar, and heal up quicker. Not a big deal at all.

    The bigger deal, in my opinion, are your fukkin eyebrows!! Jesus...trim those bad boys up a bit!! I think I saw a small bird nesting in there.

    From this pic....I'm scared to think of what's going on with Mo's nose hair. YIKES!!

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    You better get there fast because they won't stitch it if too much time passes.

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    licker causes a like of problems sir.

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    fukk that dont be a bitch

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    Mo please don't trim your eyebrows... don't be a homo like Dopie.

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    Throw an iron on the fire and put it to your forehead to cauterize the wound. You'll be good as new in a week. Or just use a clothes iron. That'll work too. The sooner the better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    You ought to go get a couple of stitches. It'll help avoid a scar, and heal up quicker. Not a big deal at all.

    The bigger deal, in my opinion, are your fukkin eyebrows!! Jesus...trim those bad boys up a bit!! I think I saw a small bird nesting in there.

    From this pic....I'm scared to think of what's going on with Mo's nose hair. YIKES!!

    I think dudes don't realize this until someone tells them. I saw a pic of the 25 yr old me the other day and I looked like a mad scientist

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    Go if you're gonna go. I did something similar only twice as bad and was too hungover to go the next day. Once I finally went 2 days later, it was too late to stitch.

    that is quite a hair style

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    It's called being hungover and unshowered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    That's Mayan...if that guy is 4'9

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    It's called being hungover and unshowered.

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    Mo who pounded you???

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    I did that.. Same gash in college but maybe worse.. I wouldn't go to the hospital but that's me..

    I said to a buddy throw me a beer as I was laying on the couch watching sports.. He was behind me at the fridge.. I held my hand up to catch it still not looking like an idiot...It was taking to long so I turned my head and looked and that beer hit me right in the forehead and caused a deep nasty gash..

    I didn't have health insurance at that time so I went to the local thrift store and bought some sticky butterfly stitch band aids.. Cleaned out the wound with peroxide and closed the gash by pinching it together and then stuck a bunch of butterfly band aids on tightly.. Even used scotch or duct tape on top and over the butterfly stitches can't remember.... Worked like a champ, I just left it alone for a week, didn't get it wet and it healed perfectly.. Still have a tiny small scar from that today that you can barely see...

    Last edited by JIBBBY; 12-25-16 at 02:54 PM.

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    Yes go

    At the least you'll have a smaller scar

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