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    bettinJoe
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    Do meds make ppl fart?

    Have been seeing a woman for a few weeks. Finally spend the night and she farted all night in her sleep. I know she takes paxil

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    Hott

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    kidcudi92
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    i think this is more of an anonymous WebMD question or yahoo answers or anything but SBR

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    probably just a few protein shakes

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    just nuzzle you nose up against her cinnamon ring -- even flick it a few times with your tongue -- while she sleeps.....

    rub one out all the while......

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    What did you guys eat for dinner? Chili?

    Was there ass play before bed time?

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    yes, it is a side effect of paxil

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    Does she make air bets? Suck in a few of those and you'll be farting all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    just nuzzle you nose up against her cinnamon ring -- even flick it a few times with your tongue -- while she sleeps.....

    rub one out all the while......

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    Yep some sure do

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    Have a fire extinguisher handy and

    Light one on fire.

    vid plz, thx

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    She needs to see this thread. Your create the dialogue then bond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettinJoe View Post
    Have been seeing a woman for a few weeks. Finally spend the night and she farted all night in her sleep. I know she takes paxil
    Next time have some fun and put a lit match by her ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by PackerBacker View Post
    Next time have some fun and put a lit match by her ass
    You almost read my mind.

    Had you,
    you would have remembered the
    fire
    extinguisher!

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    You got to tell her man. The only way this situation benefits you is if she knows it's happening and she knows you know. It just might give you the upper hand in the relationship. You'll come off as a great guy who can accept her even given her faults.

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    Dating a woman on Paxil? Run. Run as fast as you can away from crazy

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    Driving back from a holiday party today she stunk up the whole car

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettinJoe View Post
    Driving back from a holiday party today she stunk up the whole car
    Lol..put some air fresheners in her stocking for xmas

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