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I hear a lot of rabblerousers complaining about losing their asses -- and all of their betpoints -- in the SBR Casino.....

often times it is my own voice I hear.....

so, in an effort to make losing hundreds of betpoints at a time playing Pirate's Revenge a bit more palatable, I developed a silver lining, always fun "game within the game" to play when I'm bored and actually have some betpoints I need to lose.....

it's called the "parrott drinking game".... as for some reason, these fukkin' parrots are always flockin' in, paying hardly shit, but covering up the fukkin' screen....

so, while losing this morning, and since I'm off for the holidays with a few minor exceptions, I decided to take one shot of tequila each time I hit three parrots, two shots each time I hit four, and three shots each time I hit five of the feathery Tim Kaine looking birds......

safe to say, I ran through 200 betpoints and half a bottle of tequila this morning, so I'm feeling pretty good and don't mind losing at all......

give it a try and thank me later......

AD

anytime you see either of these two fukheads show up in a row and the machine starts cackling, drink up:

[KVB]

I think I played Casino BlackJack at sportsbook dot whatever some 10 years ago. I was about even when done, maybe up a little because I went down and bet big.

Did the same with roulette then never touched on online casino again...lol.

I haven't played anything at the SBR Casino but I heard dreams can come true.

I would imagine it's a bit like this ride...

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I think I played Casino BlackJack at sportsbook dot whatever some 10 years ago. I was about even when done, maybe up a little because I went down and bet big.

Did the same with roulette then never touched on online casino again...lol.

I haven't played anything at the SBR Casino but I heard dreams can come true.

I would imagine it's a bit like this ride...

except she rode the skate board for about 5-6 seconds too long......

sbr doesn't let you go that long before it gives you the hillbilly vs. nead beatty's ass treatment.....

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now that my neighbors have gone back inside (the kept coming out due to all my hollering and whooping I was doin' everytime I "triple-Tim-Kained" it, to see what the fuk was goin' on), I may go for another round......

I still have 3/8's of a bottle of patron silver to polish off before the 3 pm poker trny......