1. 12-01-16 06:04 PM #1
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    Alright boys......... I need help fast!!!!!!!!

    I need to get 120 dollars cash by tomorrow at noon.
    Here is the problem, my wife watches the checking account balance like a hawk so I can't just withdrawal cash without here knowing.

    Need help quick!

    Any good ideas j.j.?
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  2. 12-01-16 06:40 PM #2
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    payday loan
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  3. 12-01-16 06:42 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by sportsfan9698 View Post
    payday loan
    Mỹ work check gets direct deposited, don't they take the money out of your next check?
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  4. 12-01-16 06:57 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by clownpuncher View Post
    I need to get 120 dollars cash by tomorrow at noon.
    Here is the problem, my wife watches the checking account balance like a hawk so I can't just withdrawal cash without here knowing.

    Need help quick!

    Any good ideas j.j.?
    Grow a set of balls. You dont dictate how your paycheck is spent???
    You better be getting laid 24/7 with that arrangement.
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  5. 12-01-16 07:05 PM #5
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    Have a poker room or casino close?
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  6. 12-01-16 07:12 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by beavis13 View Post
    Have a poker room or casino close?
    Yes

    I get laid as much as I want
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  7. 12-01-16 07:16 PM #7
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    If you have any cash now at all, just buy into a 3-6 game. Players usually horrible and if you have any patience at all, it can be pretty easy to chip up.
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  8. 12-01-16 07:17 PM #8
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    And congrats
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  9. 12-01-16 07:32 PM #9
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    Like the casino idea

    Might just say penetrate it and put 120 on black
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  10. 12-01-16 08:11 PM #10
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    Go over to an old Uncle's house and climb up into his attic....I'm sure you will find a sock with $27k.
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  11. 12-01-16 08:17 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Go over to an old Uncle's house and climb up into his attic....I'm sure you will find a sock with $27k.
    Lol
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  12. 12-01-16 09:40 PM #12
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    What a joke! Your wife will not allow you to withdraw $120.
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  13. 12-01-16 11:48 PM #13
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  14. 12-02-16 01:40 AM #14
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    get a new wife.
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  15. 12-02-16 05:05 AM #15
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    here is what i once i dot 4 payday loans at 4 different outlets where their computers are not interlinked you know small private places took max of 255 dollars at each one that equals 1020 bucks then i cancelled my acct at my bank i am gonna do this again with 10 payday loans easy money gl
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  16. 12-02-16 05:34 AM #16
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    Not allowed withdraw 120$. You're wife owns you're balls sorry to tell you
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  17. 12-02-16 06:58 AM #17
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    Like everyone here...grow a fukking pair...I don't understand how people let other people dictate how their money is spent.

    irrelevant on how much clown gets laid...and $120???? Why the fukk would she care about chump change??
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  18. 12-02-16 07:30 AM #18
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    spent $125 for 5 cigars last night

    Christ you're sad

    guess you're not "winning"

    and to the jerkoff who scams payday loan companies..........I'm sure you're the same prick who charges back his credit card when you lose bets........pathetic POS
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  19. 12-02-16 08:23 AM #19
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    after you've doubled up that $120 ten consecutive times, you'll have just about enough to pay my retainer.....

    you need a divorce

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  20. 12-02-16 08:26 AM #20
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    Tell your wife her snatch is old and stinky and you will do whatever the F you want with the $120 ! Be a man bro . Too many sissies in this world. Don't ever let a woman run your show and your domain.
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  21. 12-02-16 10:37 AM #21
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    Go buy some shit at Costco for 120 bucks, pay with your debit card, and return it - Costco gives you cash. If she asks just say you needed to buy some Christmas presents at Costco. Easy game.
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  22. 12-02-16 10:59 AM #22
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    1 bet on black

    1 spin of the wheel

    Won 120 and Fuckin skated
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  23. 12-02-16 11:44 AM #23
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    good work guy

    what's the 120 for?
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  24. 12-02-16 01:12 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    good work guy

    what's the 120 for?
    Thanks

    Gambling debts with local

    Bit off more than I could chew
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  25. 12-02-16 02:29 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by clownpuncher View Post
    Thanks

    Gambling debts with local

    Bit off more than I could chew


    I don't even settle with my guy unless we are +/- 250....
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  26. 12-02-16 03:12 PM #26
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    Tell the wife you need to withdraw $120 for a Christmas present your buying here. Thanks put the cash on Kansas St. +3.5
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  27. 12-02-16 04:17 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post


    I don't even settle with my guy unless we are +/- 250....
    Way over that

    Just needed a bit more to get back to even

    We don't clear totals until we reach 300
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  28. 12-03-16 07:07 AM #28
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    USC PHILLY GUY i own no credit cards why well i pay cash for everything incl. my 35 dollar each honduran cigars
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  29. 12-03-16 08:28 PM #29
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    Next time you need cash, tell your wife you're not banging her without some cash up front.
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  30. 12-03-16 08:52 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by PackerBacker View Post
    Tell the wife you need to withdraw $120 for a Christmas present your buying here. Thanks put the cash on Kansas St. +3.5

    This is exactly what I was thinking. It buys him a few weeks
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