1. 09-28-16 03:23 PM #1
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    Breaking News About Trump AND HiLIARy.....

    Trump and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Trump, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."

    Trump says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life--trickery
    and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

    Trump goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

    The Bakery owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"

    Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...
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  2. 09-28-16 06:46 PM #2
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    Funny and good representation of them. Did you make up that joke?
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  3. 09-29-16 12:52 AM #3
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    Good one.
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  4. 09-29-16 12:54 AM #4
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    Very funny... I enjoyed that. It's nice to see a little humor in what has turned out to be quite the contentious battle.
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  5. 09-29-16 07:10 AM #5
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    Waka Waka waka
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  6. 09-29-16 08:16 AM #6
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    so glad i am canadian screw yankee politics
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  7. 09-29-16 10:15 AM #7
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    not an original from me, just thought it was pretty good... and indeed representative of the two personalities involved....
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  8. 09-29-16 03:19 PM #8
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    Liked it. One I heard that Trump fans may like:

    From an American magazine:


    We asked 100 people if they thought there were too many Mexicans in the USA:


    23% said yes
    26% said no
    51% said "no comprende"
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  9. 09-29-16 03:44 PM #9
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