1. 09-10-16 03:36 AM #1
    Ralphie Halves
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    So what do I put on my balls now?

    The whole talcum powder gives you cancer ordeal made me panic and throw away my Gold Bond. It's still hot outside. Anybody use something else that works?
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  2. 09-10-16 06:52 AM #2
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    try Bengay
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  3. 09-10-16 07:06 AM #3
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  4. 09-10-16 09:35 AM #4
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    Butter
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  5. 09-10-16 09:53 AM #5
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  6. 09-10-16 10:22 AM #6
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    why put something on your balls when you can put your balls onto something?
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  7. 09-10-16 10:31 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post

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  8. 09-10-16 10:44 AM #8
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    Just take a shower and make sure to wipe and dry yourself good, bro!...
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  9. 09-10-16 11:03 AM #9
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    Try a live fish
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  10. 09-10-16 11:16 AM #10
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    Coconut oil.
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  11. 09-10-16 11:53 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Try a live fish

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  12. 09-10-16 12:26 PM #12
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    That's a hot looking fish.
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  13. 09-10-16 01:08 PM #13
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    Unless you have a uterus, powder on the balls is fine.

    Johnson's baby powder, used for long periods of time, has given WOMEN uterine cancer.
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  14. 09-10-16 02:32 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    That's a hot looking fish.
    I know - here he is with his fish when he was just a little Baby.

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  15. 09-10-16 02:35 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Unless you have a uterus, powder on the balls is fine.

    Johnson's baby powder, used for long periods of time, has given WOMEN uterine cancer.
    And at the end of the day you have cottage cheese.
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  16. 09-10-16 02:41 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    I know - here he is with his fish when he was just a little Baby.

    Awwwww, they are so cute and innocent at that age.
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  17. 09-10-16 02:50 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostongambler View Post
    Awwwww, they are so cute and innocent at that age.
    I know- it.s amazing how much of a slut he became later in life.
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  18. 09-10-16 02:56 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    I know- it.s amazing how much of a slut he became later in life.
    Well to be fair Cap you made him that way. You took him away from his natural environment and he was spending night and day with you. It's only right that he would get attached come on now bud
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  19. 09-10-16 03:08 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRMAN23 View Post
    Well to be fair Cap you made him that way. You took him away from his natural environment and he was spending night and day with you. It's only right that he would get attached come on now bud
    Me putting my penis in his a-hole every Tues and Thurs should have nothing to do with it. Also when i did that Mon, Wed, and Fri and Sat. Sunday was church and a day of rest. So i did it at night.
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  20. 09-10-16 03:26 PM #20
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    i have a separate deodorant, i use just for sweaty balls and thighs
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  21. 09-10-16 03:42 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbartinbwgc View Post
    i have a separate deodorant, i use just for sweaty balls and thighs
    Not bad idea deodorant can def work
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  22. 09-10-16 03:52 PM #22
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    I use flour.
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  23. 09-10-16 04:08 PM #23
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  24. 09-10-16 04:52 PM #24
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    tape this to your balls... gl

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  25. 09-10-16 05:23 PM #25
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    So far my options are bengay, butter, A1, flour, a fish, more powder, and a silica packet.

    F'kin SBR.
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  26. 09-10-16 05:35 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    So far my options are bengay, butter, A1, flour, a fish, more powder, and a silica packet.

    F'kin SBR.
    Guess u skipped over the best ones deodorant or oil
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  27. 09-10-16 05:39 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRMAN23 View Post
    Guess u skipped over the best ones deodorant or oil
    My bad, I still had tears in my eyes from laughing at the A1 sauce.
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  28. 09-10-16 05:48 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie Halves View Post
    My bad, I still had tears in my eyes from laughing at the A1 sauce.
    I understand Ralphie there was some terrible options thrown at you. I would be flustered as well esp whoever said Bengay, that wouldnt feel very nice at all
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  29. 09-11-16 12:15 AM #29
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    Jack Black Dry Down Friction Powder. It's talc free. Try it out. Either that or the sauce should do the trick.
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  30. 09-11-16 12:40 AM #30
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    Great advice thus far...
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  31. 09-11-16 02:29 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    If you are trying to get Brock to eat balls, a bottle of this should seal the deal.

    www.freshballs.com
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  32. 09-12-16 07:18 PM #32
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  33. 09-12-16 08:14 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Fire ants



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  34. 09-12-16 08:17 PM #34
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    Shaq just texted me he said dont believe the reports.
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