the lines are still exactly as I remembered watching them on national tv, during some mtv related awards show....

the line I recalled, and which got him "banned for life", was offered up by the Dice Man as he described fukkin' some 600 lb bitch he "wheeled" back to his apartment, and was "I grabbed on to a set of that you don't know where the begin and the belly ends, I mean it's like one BIG LOP OF SHIT!!!!"

What made it so hysterical was that it was on FCC protected/censored television, live, and you knew as you were hearing it that the guy had totally just screwed himself......

good part starts around 2:10, BEST part begins at 2:45.....



if nwo changes "shit" to stuff.... well.... fuk em