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    I would rather spend time in Hell....

    than go back to my local college. do you MONKEYS UNDERSTAND THAT ALL I WANT IS MONEY? im not in it for the va jayjay. i aint tryin to be a lawyer or a teacher, i just wanna gamble, we live in a free will universe and i ASSURE you i will reach my goals, might take awhile but i will get there.

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    good luck!

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    The day after always sucks, Lilpete

    Give a week or two and you'll be feeling human again

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    Yolo

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    hell is pretty bad.... they throw you in a room with this fukstick and make you suck his teets, all four of them, for a thousand years.....

    after that, for the next thousand years, they let him have his way with you.....

    you don't even wanna know what they let this trolling fukhead do to you next:


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    I hear ya' LilPete! Good luck with your dreams...

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    That guy looks like Will Wheaton.

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    will wheaton has four ??? a set of small flappy b-cups, and two smaller, flappier a-cups?

    poor guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    hell is pretty bad.... they throw you in a room with this fukstick and make you suck his teets, all four of them, for a thousand years.....

    after that, for the next thousand years, they let him have his way with you.....

    you don't even wanna know what they let this trolling fukhead do to you next:


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilpete View Post
    than go back to my local college. do you MONKEYS UNDERSTAND THAT ALL I WANT IS MONEY? im not in it for the va jayjay. i aint tryin to be a lawyer or a teacher, i just wanna gamble, we live in a free will universe and i ASSURE you i will reach my goals, might take awhile but i will get there.
    What do you want money for...? Is there something, someone, or somewhere you are after .. That you need money to get? Power? Security? " feeling of being loved "? ... whatever it is ..trust me when I tell you, you don't want hell, you don't want to be hopeless ... The day it's over, your number is called .. It's over, and if you don't know God or what He has done for you, you've lived your whole existence for whatever it is you came for,..

    I hope it wasn't a few bucks..

    live for Him Pete, it all gets pretty vain and boring without Him

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    BF, don't waste ur time talkin the Good Book to Lil pete.... he's incapable of being saved.....

    hell needs occupants, too

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