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Canadian dude on Bachelorette pokes guys in belly button, strips down to panties, AND
still manages to have a poor-decision making skank pick him to stay around....
Well, as part of the Donk's "Continue to Receive an Ample Supply of Action in DonkLand Game Plan," I found myself having to watch two hours of ABC's bachelorette premier last night alongside my wife, where the prior season's runner up reject, "jo jo", is now having to deal with 25 insecure psychos and one gay little brother of the only openly gay quarterback in the nfl, aaron rodgers, in an obviously ill-fated attempt to find a f'n husband....
setting aside homo jr's exploits (he's definitely as gay as his trainer-bangin' big brother), they had this Canadian joker on the show who I'm thinking had to be planted by ABC just so the show would have some first night antics for people to laff about, in an obvious attempt to drive up those all-important ratings.....
other than seeweed, I cannot believe this guy represents canadian men at all.... at least I hope not.....
this canuck gets wasted, starts pokin' random guys in the belly button, strips down to a pair of sheer panties that my wife would look good in due to how tiny they were, and then all out dives into the pool by himself...... after climbing out of the pool and being accused of wearing a thong by the bacherlorette, he spends the next several hours wandering around the house clad only in his panties.... I kept waiting for this guy to slap on a black hood, scarf down even more bath salts than he'd obviously already eaten, and start asking everyone there a bunch of idiotic inane questions about shit like whether they like their toast slightly browned, or well done.....
All of this guy's conduct was obviously very seeweed-like behavior, and if he'd been wearing a black hood, I'm pretty sure most of us here would bet the farm that this loser was in fact seeweed.... However, when I looked at his eyes very closely, they: 1. didn't have those reptilian elongated gecko pupils, and 2. didn't send a nasty chill down my spine, so I'm thinkin' it wasn't him, despite all the glaring similarities....
Then, after all that, and him asking her idiotic questions like whether she'd seen some dumbass local canadian's youtube video (very seeweed like behavior), the dumb bitch, when down to the very last of her 15 or so picks, chooses this f'n panty-sportin' tool over 8-9 other guys who are then sent home.... much like sbr poker, it has to be rigged..... as no f'n woman on the planet would have kept this dickhead around.....
the only other high point was the 8 or 9 losers that were sent home lost not only to the seeweed-like-panty-guy, but also to a f'n idiot wearing, I kid you not, a mother fukkin' Santa Clause costume.... he didn't wear it just to make his f'n entrance/introduction to the skank, but rather wore it the whole evening.... and he still got a f'n rose..... (Tho I have to admit, it was funny watching this insecure dumbfuk pounding drinks in a stupid Santa suit -- for some reason seeing Santa get wasted in a room full of guys, staggering around, yelling "JO! JO! JO!" -- instead of "ho! ho! ho!" -- struck me as funny. I probably would laffed harder if he'd had the balls to yell out like the real Santa from a rooftop, "JO, JO, JO, THE NASTY HO, HO HO!!!!")
The 8-9 guys that now head back to their no-gettin'-laid lives now have egos/self esteem lower than our own JJ Gold.... Imagine telling your co-workers and friends and family, "yeah, I've got so little game I lost to a f'n loser in a Santa suit and some panty-wearing Seeweed look-a-like on bath salts...."
although I was seriously doubting whether putting up with this lame shit on monday nights is worth staying in Ms. Donk's good graces, it does look like -- according to the preview of the entire season they ran at the end of the episode -- ABC put a bi-polar psychopath from oklahoma on the show (who of course the dumb skank Jo jo has obviously fallen for), who punches out five or six other contestants during the course of the season, including Gayboy No. 2 Rodgers.....
To sum it all up, when you're a relatively decent lookin' girl (now with a fake rack, that I don't think she had when she lost last year--I'm sure ABC paid for that along with the obligatory teeth-whitening), that has to go on a show to find a fiance, chances are you've been making all the wrong decisions, man-wise, for a pretty long while..... her keeping this Oklahoma psychopath and a homosexual unemployed failed ex-quarterback as potential mates and falling for them both just seems to be par for her life's course.....
on a side note, I had to laff when the twenty-something Rodgers announced to her and others he's "retired" from the nfl (only one pathetically unemployed person here at SBR claims to be similarly "retired," and that is Small b Scam Eagle Waves).... I think "cut" due to no talent was the word he was looking for.....
let the fun ensue......
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ps... if any of you are wearing those tight "skinny jeans" of the type the young Rodgers was wearing at the first part of the show, get rid of that shit quick.... they make you look like a total f\*g
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