1. 05-22-16 03:58 PM #1
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    Virtual DonkLand.....

    crank this up full volume, pour a top shelf margarita or five, sit out by your pull, get blown, titty-fuk, and god knows what else might be about to happen....

    f'n virtual DonkLand Sunday Funday

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  2. 05-22-16 04:16 PM #2
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    for any of you lucky enough to save that photo Russian Rocket uploaded with a live link to my cam pool, yes that was me emerging from the pool, purple shirt and nothing else, to play "bill murray in caddy shack" after the "baby ruth" incident.....

    such is the risk of goin' back door while in the f'n pool......

    think this party is headin' in doors..... after I shock the f'n pool......

    tho the applause I got from the late-teen babes a few doors down who can see into my back yard from their second story deck upon exiting the pool was nice......

    and my wife just ain't believin my line about having no idea they were up there watchin'

    that's my story and I'm stickin to it.....

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  3. 05-22-16 04:26 PM #3
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    edit.... ps. pitsplayer.... you may want to avoid takin' a dip in the pool if you house sit while I'm in st louis on depositions next week.....
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  4. 05-22-16 04:39 PM #4
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    Great album.
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  5. 05-22-16 04:47 PM #5
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    tho the caddy shack incident, as we're callin it, did indeed kill our "Love Buzz"....... literally
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    I swear that I don't have a gun

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  7. 05-22-16 09:34 PM #7
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    wrong album, but good song nonetheless......

    amazing thing, this sbr site under a "blue moon".....

    i think mo pointed it out.... we're all f'n nuts right now due to the blue moon......

    take tt warrior for example.....

    fn' prick sends me a message wanting my rod, now he's saying he wants me banned.....

    hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.....
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  8. 05-22-16 09:51 PM #8
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    Donk´s work is incredible. His humor is 10 for 10. Somehow I ended up on this youtube video (pornstars reading mean comments) and the comments sound like Donk comedy gold.

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