1. 05-17-16 11:25 PM #1
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    How Chinese people talk

    Chinese people when they talk - it always seems like they forgot something.

    American: Excuse me, do you know where is the train station?
    Chinese: Ohhhhh.... what?
    American: Train Station??
    Chinese: Ohhhhhh, Hmmm..... Youuuuuuuuuuuuu go.
    American: Go where?
    Chinese: Guu .... Were ..... hmmmm..... Ohhhh......
    American: Come on, do you know where is the train station or not???
    Chinese: I knowwwwwwwww, you goooooooooo, gooooooo, youuuuuuu.
    American: Just forget about it.... thanks.
    Chinese: Sank you, sank you, sank you..... !!!!
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  2. 05-18-16 07:22 AM #2
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  3. 05-18-16 12:12 PM #3
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    Chinese: A-soh, A-soh.
    American: You calling me a WHAT ? !
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  4. 05-19-16 02:20 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    Chinese: A-soh, A-soh.
    American: You calling me a WHAT ? !
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  5. 05-19-16 02:25 AM #5
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    Wtf
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  6. 05-19-16 04:16 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowball View Post
    Chinese: A-soh, A-soh.
    American: You calling me a WHAT ? !
    I see your A-soh, and raise you this...

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  7. 05-19-16 10:27 AM #7
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    seaweed is so jelous of this thread right now.
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  8. 05-19-16 05:00 PM #8
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    when I go to China, I let the big fella do all the talkin.......

    ching chong chang.....

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  9. 05-19-16 05:02 PM #9
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    What is this racist shit?

    Some of you are so lacking the slightest cultural sensibilities or experiences.
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  10. 05-19-16 05:15 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    What is this racist shit?
    Some of you are so lacking the slightest cultural sensibilities or experiences.
    Mo, I am telling you `bro... NewFukkingWorldOrder... to some degree we are all going south.

    America has peaked...

    Nothing more to see here, except... wait...

    yes, it`s true...

    does Nugent sing "suck it" in this tune?

    cool, thought so!

    this cocaine/crazed look get me every time!

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-c2OM7HEfrs?list=RD-c2OM7HEfrs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Is this our national anthem?
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  11. 05-19-16 05:17 PM #11
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    hey, the fukkin chinese are just as racist as us!

    how do I know this, well, that's easy.....

    conclusive proof:





    I couldn't find a clip of the best line, shouted out as the chinese kids are playing south park by one of these chinese announcers, that "THE AMERICANS SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM SEEEEEIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG THE BALL, WITH THEIR BBBIGGGG EEEEYYYYYEEESSSSS!!!!"
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  12. 05-19-16 07:40 PM #12
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    Always found it interesting when we make fun of them we say ching chong chang yet they never actually say that
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  13. 05-20-16 02:28 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Always found it interesting when we make fun of them we say ching chong chang yet they never actually say that
    They say it all the time at school roll call.
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  14. 05-20-16 02:02 PM #14
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    I work at a Chinese restaurant. they're word for "that " is niggah. they say it all the time it's hilarious
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  15. 05-21-16 07:37 AM #15
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    Sorta like in spanish class when you first learn the word "to deny" or nullify (negar) and the black kids in the class act all affronted, so funny, nothing they can do and everyone is laughing under his breath
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