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    Seaweed
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    If You Could Giver Your Younger Self Advice, What Would It Be?

    What would you tell yourself if you could speak to your younger self?

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    Be careful with woman, gambling money management and go for a hair transplant once you start thinning

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    buy apple stock

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    Loan Bill Gates a grand to help start his company. Find a kid named Eddie van Halen and convince him to have me be the bass player in his new band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chico2663 View Post
    buy apple stock
    Apple down in revenue first time today

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    don't talk to the police. AT ALL

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    Apply at Canada Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Apply at Canada Post

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    Bang 'em all.....!
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    Sports results, all the way to Leicester 2015/16.

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    Start saving for retirement in your 20s, not your 40s.

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    Canada post will be irrelevant by 2025.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lookingtostart View Post
    Sports results, all the way to Leicester 2015/16.


    I would tell my stupid younger self to move to Vegas and I would give him winners, starting with Mike Tyson getting KTFO by Buster Douglas as a 42-1 underdog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post


    I would tell my stupid younger self to move to Vegas and I would give him winners, starting with Mike Tyson getting KTFO by Buster Douglas as a 42-1 underdog.
    Alternate timeline created.

    Tyson wins.

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    And the '83 Wolfpack!

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    dont leave Missy

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Alternate timeline created.

    Tyson wins.
    That wasn't in the original rules, Mo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    That wasn't in the original rules, Mo.
    Having my lawyer review the contract now.

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    i still have no idea whats going on
    sorry younger self

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackHIPPY View Post
    i still have no idea whats going on
    sorry younger self

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    What If I told him not to go back in time to talk to himself when given the opportunity?

    Would I disappear?

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    Pull out sooner when having sex. It will cost you a lot of money down the road.
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    Give and never expect anything in return...

    and that the "stranger" actually works

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    I'd probably strap him down and butt-fuk him just for shits n giggles.

    It's not gay if your fukking yourself, right? It's kinda like masturbating I guess.

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    I would give my younger self a sports almanac like Biff Tannen. And a Wall Street Journal....

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