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Searching `net for "dick" joke, found this...
and this is just a "sample"........................
of course the first poster from HERE that I thought of was Donk, a few others, ok, a bunch - and me too...
"My Dick Is So Big", by Revtim and Revjohn
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My Dick is so big you need a fishing license to take a sperm sample.
My Dick is so big I'm not supposed to operate it after taking NyQuil.
My Dick is so big scientists think it may have killed the dinosaurs.
My Dick is so big it started its own record label.
My Dick is so big it’s registered by the Dep’t of Interior as a "Geological Feature used Primarily for Recreation".
My Dick is so big 46 Haitians floated to Florida on it.
My Dick is so big I won the Olympic pole-vault gold medal in Atlanta with it.
My Dick is so big, my sperm have to take the subway.
My Dick is so big, Oprah choked on it.
My Dick is so big, it has several moons in orbit around it.
My Dick is so big, it flys non-stop to London
My Dick is so big, girls need an oxygen mask when they blow me.
My Dick is so big I can penetrate a Russian on Mir while still on the ground.
My Dick is so big Spielberg is filming "Jurassic My Dick"
My Dick is so big the doctor used a backhoe to give me a vasectomy.
My Dick is so big it was banned by the SALT2 treaty.
My Dick is so big David Copperfield made it disappear.
My Dick is so big it seats a family of six.
My Dick is so big there's a show on Fox, "When My Dick Attacks"
My Dick is so big you can drive from Alaska to Siberia on it.
My Dick is so big Exxon rents it for offshore drilling
My Dick is so big when I piss, flood warnings are issued
My Dick is so big they are resculpting the Washington Monument in its honor
My Dick is so big it popped out of my girls mouth while I ****** her doggie style
My Dick is so big it has an entourage.
My Dick is so big it fought Godzilla.
My Dick is so big The Stones open for it.
My Dick is so big it obscures satellite photos.
My Dick is so big it won’t share top billing.
My Dick is so big when I get hard on the beach it violates Cuba’s air space.
My Dick is so big that George Lucas can’t afford to CGI it in Episode Two.
My Dick is so big it was in a GoodYear commercial
My Dick is so big it rides shotgun
My Dick is so big the head has a blinking red light on top
My Dick is so big the head needs to decompress after a swim
My Dick is so big Cunard wants to buy it.
My Dick is so big that the last chick I ****** said "My God, it’s full of stars!"
My Dick is so big that the US Dept of Justice tried to break it up into smaller dicks.
My Dick is so big the tip dials 10-10-321 when it calls my balls.
My Dick is so big it molested Michael Jackson.
My Dick is so big Suzanne Somers wants me to endorse her ‘Dickmaster’.
My Dick is so big Melville’s original title was "Moby My Dick".
My Dick is so big it won’t host Saturday Night Live, even though it was on the cast for 6 years.
My Dick is so big primitive cultures worship it as a deity.
My Dick is so big it has it’s own climate.
My Dick is so big a Starbucks opened in my scrotum.
My Dick is so big it has stadium seating.
My Dick is so big they found George Mallory’s frozen corpse on it, with two dead Sherpas.
My Dick is so big that when I beat off, the friction causes global warming.
My Dick is so big, it has a side job snaking out drains
My Dick is so big, A book was written: 20,000 leagues under my Dick
My Dick is so big, I'm going to throw it across the Hudson River and start charging a toll to cross it.
My Dick is so big, The State of Florida is envious of it's length
My Dick is so big, It took up two pages in the latest Rand McNally Atlas
My Dick is so big, it has it's own zip code
My Dick is so big, it just announced it's candidacy for president
My Dick is so big, I was arrested for stealing a Sequoia.
My Dick is so big, NASA modeled the Saturn V after it.
My Dick is so big it did stunt work in the movie 'Anaconda'.
My Dick is so big it took a team of lumberjacks to circumcise me.
My Dick is so big if I put a hat on it I can drive in the HOV lane.
My Dick is so big my Home Owner's Association's won't let me get a hard-on.
My Dick is so big it takes the Army Corps Of Engineers to clean up after I jack off.
My Dick is so big I can penetrate a barrel of milk and make enough butter for the state of Wisconsin.
My Dick is so big I have to rack mount it when I get in my truck.
My Dick is so big I've been capitalizing the word "Dick" in all these dumb-ass juvenile jokes even though it's grammatically incorrect.
My Dick is so big it has it's own Congressman.
My Dick is so big it changed its name to "The organ formerly known as My Dick".
My Dick is so big I can penetrate the hole in the ozone.
My Dick is so big that when I tap it after I piss, it registers 9.6 on the Richter scale.
My Dick is so bigthey wiped out the amazon rain forest to provide enough rubber for just one of my Trojans.
My Dick is so big that the shaft and each ball are their own independent sovereign states. It takes a trade agreement for me to come.
My Dick is so big NORAD goes to DEFON 4 every day when their radar picks up my morning wood.
MDISB it carries a dozen Polaris missles
MDISB I corn hole the Lincoln Tunnel
MDISB it seats six comfortably
MDISB Pink Floyd is touring it
MDISB Sammy Sosa wants to bat with it
MDISB it tans itself on Pad 39A
MDISB people is Roswell NM are still talking about my drive through town.
MDISB it has a permanent dark side.
MDISB they race my sperms in Mexico.
MDISB it does "stupid My Dick tricks" on the Letterman show.
MDISB it has it's own currency.
MDISB that the only man-made structure that can be seen from space is my erection.
MDISB it bends light.
MDISB it joined NATO.
MDISB it has a snow cap.
MDISB it bought Microsoft.
MDISB once I ejaculated and buried Pompeii.
MDISB my smegma is recognized as an official ecological disaster.
MDISB I can splooge satellites into orbit.
MDISB the natives on Skull island sacrifice virgins to it.
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