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    Do You Wipe After You Pee At Home or In A Stall?

    I know it's impossible at a urinal but there are always a few drops that come out if you dont wipe after putting it back in underwear. So many times I wipe. However, i was having this conversation with an employee from Home Hardware today and he told me that he never wipes and never knew people do that.

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    bruh white ppl dont even wipe they ass after they shit you think they rly finna wipe some piss

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    Weeder, you have a leaky dick, bro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackHIPPY View Post
    bruh white ppl dont even wipe they ass after they shit you think they rly finna wipe some piss


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Weeder, you have a leaky dick, bro?
    Honestly yes

    Worst when wearing grey pants looks like i pissed myself

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    nearly an all time low for you seaweed.
    you jumped the shark when you said your goodbyes with the long ass post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackHIPPY View Post
    bruh white ppl dont even wipe they ass after they shit you think they rly finna wipe some piss

    And black people do? I find that very hard to believe.
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    you're officially a Gay, seeweed.....

    unless you're talkin' about wiping your vagina.... then you're apparently transgendered....

    there's a reason they don't have rolls of toilet paper positioned above urinals, dumbass.....

    and how the hell do you wipe with those hands anyway? I hear they're very "sticky":
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    I just bang my rooster on the side of the urinal. No leakage

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    I just bang my rooster on the side of the urinal. No leakage

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    i do that if no one's around..... usually refrain from doing it if a guy is in the spot next to me, as sometimes it'll ricochet off the side of the urinal and hit him in the gut...

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    I just bang my rooster on the side of the urinal. No leakage
    another 100 people have probably done the same...

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    C'món weeder, are you a man or a wuss? Do you watch "The View", too? Real men employ the simple shake; but remember... if ya shake it more than once you're playing with it.

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    next LizardMan/GeckoBoy/#wipingpeehole will tell us he washes his dick in the sink

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    I piss on the toilet seat and don't wipe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    I piss on the toilet seat and don't wipe
    I guess I'm stalking you....

    you've obviously been just ahead of me in every public toilet I've been forced to use where there were no urinals available for at least the last year

    one time I think you managed to hit none of the water in the toilet, as it was still clear and white, while everything else (the lid, the back of the toilet, the floor, the toilet roll holder, and the walls) all had a bright yellow liquid on them
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    Sorry donker it's a habit man

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    Double, no matter what, everywhere.

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    meaning u just pretend the entire john is on fire and you have to put it out with your spray???

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    At home yeah of course... at work hell no I work with animals they don't flush and they piss in the shiter.

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    Completely unnecessary if you shake from the balls while applying some pressure. Or you could just be a fruitcake, whichever.

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    For sure you gotta wipe it might get into your boxers, but it does cost a lot of money cause I shyt a lot also. So mad money on toilet paper is no bueno

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    Why do people continually entertain this bitch??

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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    And black people do? I find that very hard to believe.
    black hippy must not have gotten the memo...


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    I go commando, therefore, I don't obsess about it

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    Squeeze and stroke removes any remaining pee in the urethra. Youre welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRMAN23 View Post
    For sure you gotta wipe it might get into your boxers, but it does cost a lot of money cause I shyt a lot also. So mad money on toilet paper is no bueno
    Laughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    black hippy must not have gotten the memo...

    he shoulda thrown that f'n loud mouth bitch down the f'n stairs..... or made her toss his nasty ass salad right then and there....

    fck that bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    And black people do? I find that very hard to believe.

    I am black and i do.

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    Yeah nah mate, just whack it straight back in the jocks and let the fabric absorb all of it. Hear no evil see no evil, feel it though but yeah nah she's all good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lookingtostart View Post
    Yeah nah mate, just whack it straight back in the jocks and let the fabric absorb all of it. Hear no evil see no evil, feel it though but yeah nah she's all good.

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    A couple of good shakes usually does the trick...

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    dogg

    have you never heard of the follow-up jiggle

    comes right after the piss chill

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    This thread reminds me of a story at work one day. We were out grabbing a smoke when one of the girls asked
    one of the guys if he just got done peeing. He said yeah, they saw he had a wet spot at his dick and called him
    out on it.

    Maybe weeder was embarrassed the same way and wipes his wanker.

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