1. 03-23-16 04:40 PM #1
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    Help Me

    I am incredible nervous and need to be put at ease

    Send me anything to calm me down
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  2. 03-23-16 04:41 PM #2
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    What's wrong??
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  3. 03-23-16 04:51 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    What's wrong??
    I broke my grandmas tea pot and she is coming home from the fruit market in less than an hour
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  4. 03-23-16 04:51 PM #4
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    Go watch gay porn

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    Saloon this fuking shit
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  6. 03-23-16 04:53 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Go watch gay porn

    I watch gay porn to calm me down
    Thats messed up
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  7. 03-23-16 05:03 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I broke my grandmas tea pot and she is coming home from the fruit market in less than an hour

    though we are past this shit, weeds.
    you even said you made it all up, have you taken your meds?
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  8. 03-23-16 06:08 PM #8
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    Maybe you could try to glue it back together?
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  9. 03-23-16 06:11 PM #9
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    Just replace it with another one. Grandmas are forgetful.
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  12. 03-23-16 07:01 PM #12
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    only because you asked for anything.....

    and you said this always makes you laugh, or brings a smile to your face.....

    good luck.....



    ps.... maybe it's just the two shots of tequila I hammered, or maybe not, but your eyes have a particularly menacing glare this evening.....
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  13. 04-05-16 11:16 AM #13
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    Those eyes
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    the bath salts at work again......

    read this ten times real fast, then ban yourself for a week..... should cure what ails you:

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