1. 03-05-16 11:00 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Smokey heaven will include MmaChicka in a bikini sitting on my lap
    ACL Jermer and Mikeyanks would have all agreed
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  2. 03-07-16 09:09 AM #37
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    pretty sure betting on sports is not a good way to get to heaven
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  3. 03-07-16 10:54 AM #38
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    You go to Heaven if you are Jesus. Or a penguin.
    If you are Jewish or homosexual you go straight to hell
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  4. 03-07-16 11:58 AM #39
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    no, it's iowa
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  5. 03-07-16 12:28 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    You go to Heaven if you are Jesus. Or a penguin.
    If you are Jewish or homosexual you go straight to hell
    not jesus and not gay
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  6. 03-07-16 12:34 PM #41
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    i dont believe in heaven or krakens story
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  7. 03-07-16 12:37 PM #42
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    Earth is heaven but humans are too stupid
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  8. 03-07-16 01:02 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilpete View Post
    pretty sure betting on sports is not a good way to get to heaven
    If Jesus wasn't betting over his head, Jew bookmakers would never kill him.
    You guys all should stop gambling or you get killed.
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  9. 03-07-16 01:08 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackHIPPY View Post
    i dont believe in heaven or krakens story
    True story Hippy, true story

    No need to make up stories brother

    Here's how you can test it yourself

    Go to nursing school, if you have any game or aren't a big fat fukking slob, you'll be soaking in pussy every night

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  10. 03-07-16 05:01 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    True story Hippy, true story

    No need to make up stories brother

    Here's how you can test it yourself

    Go to nursing school, if you have any game or aren't a big fat fukking slob, you'll be soaking in pussy every night

    nah i believe it 100% kraken
    just thought my sentence sounded cool
    id have to go to class faded krak cuz i only got game when im on something
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  11. 03-07-16 11:50 PM #46
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    That's fine

    I don't think I was sober a day of nursing school

    White girls LOVE BBC too
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  12. 03-08-16 12:00 AM #47
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    We all need something to believe in.

    I believe in sandwiches.

    I am an empiricist.
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  13. 03-08-16 03:05 AM #48
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  14. 03-08-16 07:16 AM #49
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    Heaven and Hell is HERE on Earth . . . at the very least . . .

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/C1_11DPkuo0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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  15. 03-08-16 08:59 AM #50
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    We have in our live moments when we think that it is heaven or hell, it all depends by us
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  16. 03-08-16 04:19 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Visarion View Post
    We have in our live moments when we think that it is heaven or hell, it all depends by us
    I will second that, but not moments - every day, minute.

    We might have heaven on earth if half of you fukk faces were dead.

    ok, maybe only half of a half... love the rest of you fukkers !!
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  17. 03-09-16 12:39 AM #52
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    I sure hope there's something but the logic in me says that it's simply "lights out" when we pass.
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  18. 03-09-16 10:39 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by chipper View Post
    I sure hope there's something but the logic in me says that it's simply "lights out" when we pass.
    i wouldnt mind that at this point
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