1. 03-05-16 10:49 AM #1
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    What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas, Unless It's STDs. then it it Leaves!

    Been to Sin City recently? Bang out a one-night-stand after a fun day cruising the strip? Better hit the clinic for a blood test and some Penicillin NOW!

    Apparently Las Vegas is in the midst of the worst Syphilis outbreak in YEARS. Doctors are blaming the advent of sexual promiscuity brought on by the rise of casual sex available through social media outlets!

    I was pretty sure that this disease had been eradicated years ago ... but apparently, in Vegas, it is still going strong. Doctors suggest that if you have recently had casual sex in Sin City, you should get tested ('cause that shit does not, in fact, stay in Vegas!)

    With a Vegas-area 128% increase since 2015 alone (and it's only March!), don't forget to strap on that Jimmy-Hat!
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  2. 03-05-16 11:21 AM #2
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    condoms are for sissies!

    show some balls and bareback dem hos!!!!
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  3. 03-05-16 12:17 PM #3
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    I guess if one has decent health insurance and is willing to go get a Z-Pack ASAP, then more bare-back power to ya!
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  4. 03-05-16 12:34 PM #4
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    I order those damn things by the dozen from India..... the price-fixed US health care market is a sham..... same reason Viag cost 17-25 a pop here, while on .85 cents in india.....

    illegal antitrust market manipulators.... price - fixing, price gouging americans!!!!
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  5. 03-05-16 03:05 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    I order those damn things by the dozen from India..... the price-fixed US health care market is a sham..... same reason Viag cost 17-25 a pop here, while on .85 cents in india.....

    illegal antitrust market manipulators.... price - fixing, price gouging americans!!!!
    donkey which pharm you use?

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  6. 03-05-16 03:31 PM #6
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    Next time I hook up with a girl in Vegas I'ma be like...

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  7. 03-05-16 04:47 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    donkey which pharm you use?

    Canadian something or another.... healthcare mart

    the one without the urinal in the middle of the room
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Canadian something or another.... healthcare mart

    the one without the urinal in the middle of the room
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    I was wondering why my shit was beginning to look like a "zombie dong"

    I thought I was just getting older
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  10. 03-05-16 10:50 PM #10
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    I banged a black hooker out there about a month ago. Felt amazing
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  11. 03-06-16 07:42 AM #11
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    It's crazy right!?You can buy out Kanye West with that kind of money so that he doesn't release his new album!
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  12. 03-06-16 07:44 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrickJames View Post
    I banged a black hooker out there about a month ago. Felt amazing
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