1. 02-23-16 09:33 AM #1
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    Reports Reveal The High Possibility That Hitler Had A Small Penis and Sex Drive

    This is why he wanted his body burned as to not be embarassed by Russians.

    Jj Gold we hope you do not follow in his footsteps.
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  2. 02-23-16 09:35 AM #2
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    Where did you find this report???

    A link??
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  3. 02-23-16 09:35 AM #3
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    http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/hitler-had-deformed-micro-penis-and-only-one-testicle-medical-records-reveal

    Hitler Had a Deformed Micro-Penis and Only One Testicle.

    Medical Records Reveal Hitler’s doctor Theodor Morell left detailed secret diaries.

    Now i get why Trump has such a chub for the guy...
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  4. 02-23-16 09:43 AM #4
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    You're reporting Hitler had a sex drive?
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  5. 02-23-16 10:01 AM #5
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    Seaweed, you must be an expert in this field
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  6. 02-23-16 10:03 AM #6
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    Hitler was a Jew, and rabbi accidentally cut his penis during circumcision. That's why he hated Jews so much.

    Same happened to jjgold. During circumcision, a half of his pipiska was accidentally surgically removed. He would be 5 inches long if this medical malpractice didn't take place.
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  7. 02-23-16 04:28 PM #7
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    Yes in 5th grade he was a ballerina I got the pictures I seen ya.
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  8. 02-23-16 04:33 PM #8
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    My roommate stand by the fact that anyone who is a dik has a small dik.
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  9. 02-23-16 05:41 PM #9
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    hitler had that hot piece of ass tho.... doubt she'd been rollin' with him if he was truly packin' a "micropenis".... I mean, that's essentially a clit...

    maybe they were lesbians
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  10. 02-23-16 05:58 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    This is why he wanted his body burned as to not be embarassed by Russians.

    Jj Gold we hope you do not follow in his footsteps.
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  11. 02-23-16 09:00 PM #11
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    Is this news know,who the f@ck cares about Hitlers package.
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  12. 02-23-16 09:02 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    This is why he wanted his body burned as to not be embarassed by Russians.

    Jj Gold we hope you do not follow in his footsteps.
    Coach has excepted his fate I think.
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  13. 02-24-16 07:31 PM #13
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    one inch rooster or not, Hitler was a pus*y chasing fool though...always had hot chicks around him....many pics like these

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  14. 02-24-16 09:29 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    one inch rooster or not, Hitler was a pus*y chasing fool though...always had hot chicks around him....many pics like these

    Shit mate,I can attest German girls are hot.
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  15. 02-24-16 10:52 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Shit mate,I can attest German girls are hot.
    Its weird to think those girls are like 95 years old now
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  16. 02-24-16 11:20 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Its weird to think those girls are like 95 years old now
    Yeah I know eh,time is cruel mate. Just remember that chick that thought she was to hot for you will one day be a haggered old bitty.
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  17. 02-24-16 11:23 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    one inch rooster or not, Hitler was a pus*y chasing fool though...always had hot chicks around him....many pics like these

    What in the almighty fuk.
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  18. 02-24-16 11:58 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    What in the almighty fuk.
    You are not big time until you've been a part of an outdoor orgy...best times I've ever had were outdoors, like him or not, looks like he knew how to party...
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  19. 02-25-16 01:12 AM #19
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    ww2 was almost 75 years ago everyone is dead and gone almost who cares
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    Quote Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr View Post
    You are not big time until you've been a part of an outdoor orgy...best times I've ever had were outdoors, like him or not, looks like he knew how to party...
    I am ... not big time.

    I am 5'2 278

    Balding.

    37 years old.

    Have not had sex since 2008

    Drive a hyundai.

    Have roommate who is 24 and gets laid twice a week by different women.

    Drink 12 beers a night. Tall cans.

    Extra wide feet because I am so fat.

    Make $12,000 a year.

    Eat mcdonalds 5-6 times weekly.

    Sit on SBRODDS DOT COM for 8-10 hours a day trying to forget.
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  21. 02-25-16 08:26 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I am ... not big time.

    I am 5'2 278

    Balding.

    37 years old.

    Have not had sex since 2008

    Drive a hyundai.

    Have roommate who is 24 and gets laid twice a week by different women.

    Drink 12 beers a night. Tall cans.

    Extra wide feet because I am so fat.

    Make $12,000 a year.

    Eat mcdonalds 5-6 times weekly.

    Sit on SBRODDS DOT COM for 8-10 hours a day trying to forget.
    And youre complaining?
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  22. 02-25-16 08:40 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    And youre complaining?
    Only about the Hyundai.
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  23. 02-25-16 08:48 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Only about the Hyundai.
    Get yourself a Ford.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Get yourself a Ford.
    Packman, the fords in the UK are way better than the Ford's here.

    We never got any of the Cosworths or the RS200

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  25. 02-25-16 11:02 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr View Post
    You are not big time until you've been a part of an outdoor orgy...best times I've ever had were outdoors, like him or not, looks like he knew how to party...
    big time or not, i find it hard to stay focused when those big flies (the greenish tint mother fukkers) start hovering around the vag I'm sinkin' into in the sunlight.....
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  26. 02-25-16 11:11 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Packman, the fords in the UK are way better than the Ford's here.

    We never got any of the Cosworths or the RS200

    Still gotta be better then buying a Hyundai surely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Still gotta be better then buying a Hyundai surely.
    Sorta fell into it. My brother's really but he moved away and said I could use it long as he's not in town.

    Would like to buy something absurd, obnoxious and impractical but can't afford it at the moment.

    Looking at buying a WRX when I can afford one.
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  28. 02-25-16 01:33 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    one inch rooster or not, Hitler was a pus*y chasing fool though...always had hot chicks around him....many pics like these

    hitler obviously was gay and took it up the ass..... notice all of these "girls" are standing in positions that hide their kahks/balls....

    why do you think they are trying to pull his pants down from the back???? it's f'n obvious

    tho, I'm not sure in the present politically-correct, post-olympic-decathalon-winner-turning-gay, uh, i mean, "woman" world we live in, whether penetrating a tranny makes you gay or not.... or whether letting one plow you and fill you full of tranny hate-paste makes you gay or not..... these issues fortunately havn't come into play in DonkLand
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  29. 02-25-16 05:30 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Sorta fell into it. My brother's really but he moved away and said I could use it long as he's not in town.

    Would like to buy something absurd, obnoxious and impractical but can't afford it at the moment.

    Looking at buying a WRX when I can afford one.
    Oh cool,maybe you can tell me what makes a Subaru a Subaru.
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