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    The Kraken
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    I'm grateful I have an expiration date, I cant even imagine being married to my wife forever

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    KVB
    It's not what they bring...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    I took the over 5 earlier today so I am hoping for a couple goals in the 3rd.
    GL luck on the puck line!
    Also have it in a charity play...

    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Alright BigDay...I had my first SBR Trivia experience. I had no clue, was on the clock, and guessed the Cubs.

    I won a 10 point freeplay and it tried to get me to risk it all for 60. Realizing I go lucky I took my 10 and ran.

    Here's my second ever SBR sportsbook bet...proceeds to the cause:

    GameDate Date Placed Sport Description Risk/Win
    Ticket#:3079156
    Jan 24 03:05 PM
    Jan 22 07:30 PM
    Jan 22 07:25 PM NFL
    NHL
    PARLAY (2 TEAMS) (FP)
    [312] DENVER +3-110
    [58] FLORIDA -1½+250
    0.00 / 56.82



  3. #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    I'm grateful I have an expiration date, I cant even imagine being married to my wife forever
    I hope that's a joke. I couldn't imagine living without mine.

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    Gl fellas enjoy the action.

    When you're dead there will be no action or anything else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    ...When you're dead there will be no action or anything else.
    Unless Auto Donk visits you in the morgue.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Blackhawks -107 5d

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Unless Auto Donk visits you in the morgue.



    A little truth in every joke

    AutoDonk you sick fukk

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Unless Auto Donk visits you in the morgue.

    "Hey Auto Donk, you know what's worse than finding a hot dead woman in your bed?"
    "Uuuuhm, of course not finding a hot dead woman in my bed?!?!"

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    Steve, you're starting to sound like Bread
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    looking into mummification

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashin81 View Post
    it doesnt matter if anyone remembers or cares as we wont feel the pain of no one caring.
    exactly

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    But we know now that it will cause pain, and we care about those people, therefore it matters, for we have felt that pain

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    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    No I broke up with her because she wouldn't stare at dead birds with me.
    the only time you should be discussing birds with a girlfriend is when you're yelling at her to "drop down and get your eagle on!!!!"

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