1. 01-14-16 07:46 AM #1
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    Excellent gift idea for this Valentine's Day

    Say 'I Love You' This Valentine's Day With These Chocolate Buttholes

    According to Cosmopolitan, a UK company called Edible Anus is giving you the opportunity to purchase boxes of chocolate poop chutes for your loved ones this Valentine's Day.



    For just a little more than $55, you can send your significant other five boxes of chocolate brown stars this holiday season that consist of "rings of succulent chocolate cast" that were "crafted from the posterior" of their "stunning butt model."


    Bad news, however, for chocolate butthole fans living in America. Due to the huge amount of love for the "Great British Anus," you won't be able to purchase one for your sweetheart for this Valentine's Day. But hey, Easter is right around the corner, guys.

    The rest of their chocolate balloon knots are going fast, but don't worry. If the company runs out of those, there are plenty of poo cards, T-shirts and even a $420 glass anus available, which actually sounds like a hell of gift to send to your nagging mother-in-law.

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  2. 01-14-16 07:49 AM #2
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  3. 01-14-16 08:04 AM #3
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    This is even more amazing than the story I heard yesterday about a girl who takes tiny costumes and props and uses them to take professional dick picks for guys to give to their girls. We've come so far from the snapchat pics and filters to this.
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  4. 01-14-16 09:55 AM #4
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    i once had a hard candy valentine's day sucker that had been molded in the shape of Belladonna's vagina's interior.....

    had no idea a babe that small could have a vagina rivaling the grand canyon..... she sucker weighed about ten pounds and was more than a foot long and twice the cirmcuference of a coke can.....

    I guess all those double and triple vaginal penetration scenes really took a toll
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  5. 01-15-16 09:08 AM #5
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  6. 01-15-16 11:29 AM #6
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    Do they make vanilla? Some people bleach their star you know.
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  7. 01-15-16 01:40 PM #7
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    Isnt there some site where you can order a bag of gummy dicks? Neat gift too.
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  8. 01-15-16 01:47 PM #8
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    What in the fuk?

    I've got to get me some of these, for real.

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  9. 01-15-16 03:24 PM #9
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    my wife and I are making up a couple of baches each, diggers..... she likes the way mine are turning out (she could've been a pastry chef for sure, either that, or my tight sphinc is truly the Holy Grail of Sphincters.....)

    I told her to make up an extra batch; I'll send you some.........

    she's wedging a small cherry into some of mine;

    I had to settle for oversized strawberries for hers, due to "recent activity".......
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    WTF ??? it s a joke !
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  11. 01-15-16 03:49 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    my wife and I are making up a couple of baches each, diggers..... she likes the way mine are turning out (she could've been a pastry chef for sure, either that, or my tight sphinc is truly the Holy Grail of Sphincters.....)

    I told her to make up an extra batch; I'll send you some.........

    she's wedging a small cherry into some of mine;

    I had to settle for oversized strawberries for hers, due to "recent activity".......
    Thanks Donker!

    I can't wait to put your butthole in my mouth.
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  12. 01-15-16 09:07 PM #12
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    Getting my wife a pair of pumps and a vibrator.
    This way if she doesn't like the shoes she can go and fuk herself.
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  13. 01-15-16 09:14 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Getting my wife a pair of pumps and a vibrator.
    This way if she doesn't like the shoes she can go and fuk herself.
    Something that is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives her wild would be cheaper....











































































    A 100$ note
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