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    DDGforLYFE
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    What's up with you guys tonight?

    Hey everyone, you don't know me...I'm new. I've received a ton of good advice over the last 24 hours in my first thread about finding a good woman and starting a family. I wanted to thank you for all your support in my time of utter hopelessness. I'm actually already starting to feel better, thanks to some INCREDIBLY stellar advice from a bunch of you. It's much appreciated.

    Anyone doing anything fun tonight? Would love some ideas for something to cheer me up...had a ridiculously bad gambling day today, down almost 10 units (Charles injury ruined everything) and now I'm drunk, high as penetrate, and particularly starved for love and sex. My favorite whore has two appointments tonight, so sadly that's not an option. Strip clubs just amplify my depressive/suicidal tendencies, because I see all these beautiful naked goddesses and I know that I can't have any of them, despite wanting them so, so badly. The fire inside me burns so bright, and there's no way to put it out!

    What do you guys do when you're feeling down?

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    Ra77er
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    You sound like a massive f\*g

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDGforLYFE View Post
    The fire inside me burns so bright, and there's no way to put it out!
    Seaboy, some alka seltzer will put down your burning fire for good. Trust me.

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    I'm with you......I got that feeling after the hey everyone you don't know me I'm new statement. And I'll take the over on little-huge F\*g.....

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    I'm on SBR so it's obvious I got drunk and laid.

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    DDGforLYFE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ra77er View Post
    You sound like a massive f\*g
    Oh Christ do I wish I was one...then I wouldn't have to deal with this omnipresent longing for a woman's touch. I need a woman in the worst way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny8eyes View Post
    I'm on SBR so it's obvious I got drunk and laid.
    SO jealous of you. Any pointers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rpesi9955 View Post
    I'm with you......I got that feeling after the hey everyone you don't know me I'm new statement. And I'll take the over on little-huge F\*g.....
    Well, how could you know me? I just joined yesterday But I can't wait to get to know all of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    Seaboy, some alka seltzer will put down your burning fire for good. Trust me.

    Oh, you again. Hello! What's on the agenda for you tonight? Anything noteworthy?

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    I bet you would.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by rpesi9955 View Post
    I bet you would.........
    I WILL get to know you, despite your best efforts to denigrate me. I am stronger than that!

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    IlluminatedOne
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    Seaweed back for more eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IlluminatedOne View Post
    Seaweed back for more eh?
    I heard he got banned. What happened?

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